Tuesday, 9 January 2024

Draconic Shennanigans Episode 9

Chapter 9: Shadows and Phantoms

 Elisha looked at the drake with glowing eyes as Jeremiah patted its head fondly.

"You walk a very dangerous road," he said at last, "But that is your choice. If, however, you ever find that your darksome god has no farther use for you and you wish for a different method of holding power then please bare in mind that I am willing for you to learn my road."

"As much as that is a generous offer of you," Jeremiah smiled, "I think I'd find your road too gentle on others for my taste."

To Kaelin's surprise Elisha laughed. It was the first time she'd heard him laugh. He smiled easily enough but laughter seemed more difficult and it was still quiet and soft toned.

"You think that I am a gentle man?" Elisha asked, "Please forgive me but you have not read the whole book. The world cruel and I have been a cruel man but revenge is good, monsters need to pay. I just found a different way to make them balance the scales. Death after all, is done in a moment."

"That is a different way of looking at things," Ulrich observed as he cleaned his swords.

"To die when you want to live is a choice made but once, in a single moment," Elisha walked towards the body of the drake that Thorian had stabbed through the eye, "To live when you want to die is a decision  made with every heartbeat of every second of every minute. Hours and days and weeks and years of making that decision over and over again, until all you long for is the quiet released of the grave and you pray that you will be allowed to lay on the desert of black sand, unnoticed by the gods so that no more may be asked of you."

Kaelin and Ulrich looked at each other, a wonder and a worry in their eyes.

"You have been to this place?" Ulrich asked, "You have made that decision?"

"No but a friend of mine had to face it," Elisha crouched and ran his hands over the scales of the drake, "He was born marked, marked by great power and by great violence. He was held at a distance by all and when one took pity... The family of that one killed him rather than allow him to love my friend."

"Ohhhhh!" Ulrich flinched, "I bet that didn't go down well."

"It didn't," Elisha was looking at something no other could see, "The first one to see me as a human worthy of life... wasn't human. What reason had I to care if the human race continued? If a race has to sacrifice its children to survive does it deserve to survive?"

"No it doesn't," Kaelin's face was flinty hard, "Those that harm children have no right to live." Elisha looked at her and after a long moment he nodded.

"I have learned though, that you cannot punish all," Elisha stood, "If all of human cruelty was wiped away so would all of human kindness. No more laughter, no more sharing, no more unexpected help. My friend died... of his grief and rage and betrayal but he died knowing there were ones who would take up his mantel against the monsters who wear human faces. And now I make the monsters live so that they may spend their punishment in more useful methods than languishing in hell."

He lifted his dagger and scarlet light twisted through the surface of its form. Elisha position the point just behind the hinge of the jaw and then drove it home with a smack of the heel of his right hand. Scarlet lightning arched from ground to heaven and the body bucked. The skull stretched out into the thin look of a snake, the bulk of the body falling away as the limbs stretched out, thick digits becoming thin, stiletto tipped, spiderish hands. Lanky and sinuous it rose as wings burst from its shoulders, wings of long, pale opalescent feathers. It opened its jaws and flicked a long, thin forked tongue over its now feathered muzzled. It blinked pale red eyes at its Master.

"You are to go with Crowface," Elisha said, "Obey him as you would obey me." It sucked in a long breath and then its wings flicked open. It rose into the air, a serpent twisting through the air, its limbs pressed so tight to its sides that they could not be seen.  Elisha turned to the great lion headed damned soul.

"You are to take the pieces of that one to the terrace," he instructed and after a moment it bent and picked up the headless body and slung it over a shoulder. Bending it grasped one of the drake's horns and lifted the head in one hand. Without a murmur it turned to the tower and began trudging up the road, Elisha walking at its side. Thorian followed them and therefore did not see Jeremiah sidle up to Ulrich.

"Ulrich my dear friend," Jeremiah smiled his most oily and ingratiating smile, "I'm rather afraid that something went a little wrong with creating this one." His hand gestured to the blue eyed drake.

"Oh really," Ulrich smiled but the sarcasm was still there, "Did it crack a claw or something?" He made a show of checking it over.

"That wasn't what I meant at all," Jeremiah's voice became a little strained, as if he was fighting not to speak through gritted teeth, "Raising this one, pulled too much power and I'm rather afraid that it may have damaged Calypso."

 "Who?" Ulrich looked up from where he was examining the drake's claws.

"Thorian's dog," Jeremiah's smile was becoming more and more fixed, "I think I had to pull too much power and it may have damaged Thorian's dog. Now considering how he reacted to you nearly being char-grilled do you really think that he will take finding his dog hurt all that well?"

"Ah, I see what you mean," Ulrich straightened, "I think I do see what you mean. It could be come quite fraught, yes?"

"Exactly my good friend," Jeremiah's face relaxed out of its rictus grin, "I think it would be best if such a thing didn't happen, right?"

"Right," Ulrich nodded.

"And if you manage to discretely manage to dispose of the evidence then I'm sure I can find you a reward," Jeremiah smiled more normally and laid a hand on the head of the drake.

"I'll see to it," Ulrich turned, whistled up his giant lizard and swinging up into its saddle, headed up the road after Thorian, whistling a jaunty tune. As Kaelin turned to follow him as well, she found Jeremiah suddenly at her elbow.

"Kaelin my dear," he oozed, "I was wondering if I could press upon your forbearance."

"How much?" Kaelin stated.

"I beg your pardon my dear?" Jeremiah frowned.

"How much are you willing to pay?" Kaelin's gaze was flat.

"Why would you believe that I need you to do something that needs monetary reimbursement?" Jeremiah smiled his most ingratiating smile.

"You're sweating, you're rubbing your hands and you smell of stress," Kaelin set a pace that Jeremiah struggled to keep up with, "Despite your needling at Hartseer, something has happened that you are not completely sure you can get away with so how much are you going to pay me to be your beard?"

Ulrich looked over his shoulder before he caught up with Thorian and frowned as he saw Kaelin and Jeremiah leaning towards each other and coins exchanging hands. Jeremiah was looking like a very fat cat who had just got into the dairy and Kaelin looking more resigned to something, willing to go through with it for the pay but still resigned to Jeremiah's attentions.

"What do you suppose our fat friend could be paying our toothsome girl for do you suppose?" he asked Thorian as a way to get the conversation started.

"I have no idea," Thorian glanced up at him and shrugged, "The last time it was for getting us into the habbey."

"The habbey you say?" Ulrich queried.

"Yeah you weren't with us then," Thorian grinned, "It was the night before you joined us. We had to call  by the habbey that Jerrers was kicked out of. Great big place it was, not that I had the chance to see much, I was busy making myself a chair to sit in. Kaelin  and Jerrers must of wandered off alone, 'cause next thing Kaelin was running out of it, yelling we needed to leave fast and Jerrers weren't there. I don't really know what happened after that, I tried a new drink at the inn after we got back and it all goes a little hazy after that." He scratched his head, his horny nails making a dry rasp over his scalp.

"I see," Ulrich murmured, "Has Kaelin ever said what they were up to there?"

"Not that I can recall," Thorian shrugged, "Just why do you ask?"

"Its just Jeremiah seems to be buttering Kaelin up," Ulrich muttered, "And quite frankly she could do so much better."

Thorian looked back, pulling his face into something that was half pout, half frown.

"Doesn't look like he's put any butter in her hair," he said as he turned away, " 'Sides, don't think that Kaelin would let him mess up her hair that way."

Ulrich opened his mouth and then shut it and shook his head. "Still think she could do so much better."

Behind them Jeremiah took Kaelin's elbow, making her hang back so that Thorian and Ulrich step out ahead. Kaelin looked at him with a flat, unfriendly stare but Jeremiah ignored the treat to his fingers until he was sure that the others were far enough ahead that they wouldn't be over heard.

"So my dear," he smiled oily, "Do you suppose that there are any more trinkets we could convince our great Master Smith to part with?"

Kaelin pointedly pulled her arm free of his grip and was about to snarl in his face when she thought of something better.

"Well I don't think that it would amount to much," she rubbed the back of her neck.

"Oh?" Jeremiah picked up on her tone at once, or at least he picked up on the tone she wanted him to, "What delicious bit of rumor have you hear my dear Kaelin?"

"Well it could be nothing," she admitted, "It was just something I overheard being mentioned that's all."

"My dear Kaelin you have my full and undivided attention," Jeremiah exuded charm the way a voodoo lily exuded stink.

"Well from what I heard not all the portraits in that tower are just paint on canvas," well that part was true,  "And there is one that has a golden harp in it."

"And what is so gloriously special about this depicted musical instrument?" Jeremiah could even wobble charmingly if he put his mind to it.

"Well..." Kaelin hedged, "I would hate to send you on a wild goose chase."

"My dearest Kaelin," Jeremiah smiled, reassurance dripping from every word, "I am sure that even if we cannot track down this singular painting in this extraordinary domicile, an afternoon spent in your wonderful company will be beneficial to us both."

"Well if you are absolutely sure you want to know," Kaelin hesitated a moment longer, then finally dropped the other shoe, "I over heard that behind that particular painting there is a hidden library but it can be difficult to track down. From what I heard the special paintings don't always remain where they were, or it could be that the inside of the tower changes."

"I'm sure that between us we can track down this most interesting of canvas doorways," Jeremiah's fingers flexed in anticipation, "Shall we share the bounty of this knowledge with our friends or shall we keep it just between us?"

"Do you want to be around the others when the trouble you have hovering over you comes calling?" Kaelin asked.

"Good point," Jeremiah conceded and gestured her forward, "Lead on my dearest to this wonderful hidden treasure for just us two." Despite her misgivings, Kaelin did actually step in front of Jeremiah but simple so he didn't see her roll her eyes. Upon entering the tower she cut right and led them up a set of stairs, winding deep into the tower. Once they came to a long gallery she paused and started looking at the pictures on the walls.

Huffing and puffing like a ragged set of blacksmith's bellows Jeremiah wobbled up the last of the steps to find Kaelin peering closely at the canvases.

"Surely..." he bent over for a moment, gasped and couple of breaths and then tried again, "Surely a golden harp would be quite noticeable?"

"Didn't say that it was in the front of the picture," Kaelin muttered, "Could be a detail in the scenery, you know, one of those little details that most people over look for the 'big picture'."

"Yes," Jeremiah put a hand on his side, rubbing ineffectively at a stitch, "Yes I suppose that makes sense if it is supposed to be a hidden library. Well if you are going to take that side of the room." He waddled over to the wall that had windows interspersed with the paintings.

Downstairs Thorian wandered into the dining room while Ulrich settled his lizard in the garden, where it seemed quite happy to stick its tongue down rabbit holes like some vast and scaly anteater.

"Well Kay-ip-so," Thorian called, "We kicked their butts again, now who wants to play fetch?" Calypso lay curled round in a circle, legs in the air, a very odd kink in his neck.

"Hey Kay-ip, what's up boy?" Thorian asked as he walked across the room.

Ulrich stepped through the glass doors between the garden and the dining room just as Thorian crouched down by the goblin dog's side. Ulrich froze as he realized just how badly 'damaged' Jeremiah had been talking about. Glancing about the room he hurried down to where a dusty cabinet stood looking unused. Thankfully the doors swung open at his touch, revealing the treasure trove of greying bottles within but he still flinched at Thorian's sudden bellow of wordless pain. Grabbing the two nearest bottles, Ulrich hurried down the room to where Thorian sat in a rocking, sobbing heap, cradling the stiff body of Calypso in his lap. The goblin dog's eyes were already shriveling in their sockets and Thorian just howled inconsolably.

Plopping one bottle down, Ulrich worked the cork loose on the other and then laid a hand on Thorian's shoulder. The big orc-crossbreed looked up with eyes filled with water and snot streaming from his nose.

"Here," Ulrich said sympathetically, "It helps, not much, but it helps."

Thorian wiped his nose of the shoulder of his jerkin and took the bottle. Ulrich suppressed a flinch as a very good vintage disappeared down Thorian's throat.

"He was ma dog," Thorain mumbled with a slight slur to his words, beginning to sway, "He was ma dog. Never... Never had a dog... before. Just wanted someone... who.... who didn't think I was stew-pid all the time. Know... know I'm not bright but... just wanted a friend who... who didn't think I was thick... thick and worthless. Too smart for home... too thick for every.... hic... every where else." Thorian sniffed, repeatedly, eyes welling up again.

Ulrich paused for a moment as he wrestled the second cork out. He was going to have words with that gor-ram priest, words about use and unkindness and just damn well being one of the most lousy human beings that he'd ever had the miss fortune to encounter. Just about everything he hated about his father's family seemed to be rolled up and condensed into one being in that dough ball of an abbot. He was also going to have words with Kaelin about her arrangement with the lard bucket. He didn't know the details and he really didn't want to know the details, his imagination was trying to work over time on the imagines and he was mentally slapping white wash over the canvas as fast as it worked but she really need to rethink her life choices. Being the child, or grandchild, or both, of a werewolf was tough, he got that but there was no need to demean yourself below that. Even if that had been her profession in her past, which he doubted considering her skill at fighting, there were standards that she ought to be allowed to hold herself to. Jeremiah was definitely not up to those standards.

The second cork came out with a pop. Thorian flinched and looked up. This time Ulrich didn't need to give any encouragement as Thorian held his hand out for the bottle. Ulrich laid a hand on his shoulder as the orc-crossbreed downed the bottle, noticing the incorrigible fact that Thorian still had cobwebs draped over one ear despite everything, then he was struggling to lower Thorian's massive dead weight to the floor without cracking the poor orc-crossbreed's head on the marble flooring. The poor guy was going to have a big enough headache without a bump on the noggin added to it.

Elisha came in as the bottle rolled away across the floor.

"Was there any particular reason our green friend decided to raid my cupboards?" he asked as he stepped over, "Or did he think it was a particularly note worth fight? I know that some people celebrate such things by drinking that which the prophets forbid my people. Granted, having witnessed the day after such events, I think that is an eminently sensible taboo for us."

"Calypso died," Ulrich explained, wiping away the cobwebs off of Thorian's ear and straightening.

"Calypso?" Elisha frowned.

"Thorian's dog," Ulrich flicked his fingers, trying to get the cobweb off, "And from what he was just telling me probably his first friend as well."

"I am sorry," Elisha bowed his head, "If he had told me the dog was sick I would have had one of the animal healers look at it."

"It wasn't sick," Ulrich wiped his hands against each other but the cobweb clung on like a common cold, "It was dead."

Elisha's frown deepened.

"I am sorry, I do not understand..."

"Calypso was killed when we had a run in with a bunch of goblins not too far into the swamp," Ulrich sighed in defeat and wiped his hands on his coat, "Jeremiah raised it as... well, whatever it is he raises them as, named it Calypso and gave him to Thorian to be his pet. Thorian took it straight to heart, only when we got back here we found Calypso well, like that." He gestured helplessly at the twisted up corpse of the lifeless dog. "Thorian was pretty cut up about it."

Elisha strode across the room and knelt down by Calypso's rapidly desiccating body. Murmuring quietly, he laid his hands on the dog's withering form. After a moment, he sat back on his heels and sighed.

"It seems your friend is not as good at what he does as he thinks," Elisha reported, "This was poorly done, a puky child just beginning his training as a Master Smith would be ashamed of so flawed a working. Either he does not see that there are better ways of gaining the power he seeks or..." A dark look crossed Elisha's eyes.

"Or what?" Ulrich's hands went still and his gaze locked on the Master Smith.

"Or his is more delusional than I first believed," Elisha's eyes were grim as he looked to Ulrich, "And if that is true then I fear. I fear what he could unleash upon this world. Watch him, watch him carefully but don't confront him, not yet."

"You think he could be a danger to our team?" Ulrich felt the same grim expression touch his face.

"I fear that it maybe so," Elisha said, "But acting on nothing but fears can lead to them being true. Many a prophecy only became true because people acted upon them. Such is the way most dark wizards are brought down, they hear of a prophesied one chosen by the Gods to bring them down and in fighting against that prophecy they create that tool for the hands of the Gods."

"So we don't move until we are absolutely sure there is no going back?" Ulrich queried but was already nodding his agreement to it.

"I think that would be sensible," Elisha inclined his head and then gathered up Calypso's mortal remains before standing.

"I'm still going to have a word with Kaelin," Ulrich muttered, "That girl needs to set her standards higher."

Elisha looked at him in puzzlement.

"Kaelin's been spending a lot of time in Jeremiah's company," Ulrich's mouth twisted on the words, "Now I don't think she's the sort who could be forced by main strength into something she doesn't want but I'm worried that... that she's setting her standards for companionship too low."

Elisha pursed his mouth in thought.

"Then I guess it is up to you to provide her with better alternatives," he advised.

"Me?" Ulrich blinked.

"Who else is there?" Elisha asked, "She will have to go on with the team when you leave here, I cannot come and Thorian, though he has loyalty unlimited and a stout heart, does not have the mind to be able to protect her from such machinations that such a one as he could come up with."

"Oh," Ulrich felt a little winded for a moment, "Oh, well I... guess you're right." He rubbed the back of his neck. "Well I'll be blowed. Good job we are already getting on. Alright, I'll try and stay close to her."

"And I will see what I can do with this," Elisha hefted Calypso's remains as Hartseer stepped through the doors, "Ah my friend, we could do with your help."

The big statue-armor tilted his head slightly.

"Thorian has suffered a bereavement and Ulrich has given him the sweet relief of dreamless sleep," Elisha explained, "But I do not think it would be good for Thorian's bruises if he sleeps upon an unheated stone floor. Could you help Sar Ulrich to take him up to his room?"

Hartseer looked from Thorian's spread eagled form to Ulrich's sorrowful expression to the curled form of Calypso in Elisha's arms.

"I suspected," he said levelly, "That one will spread sorrow where ever he goes." As his words were an echo of what they had just been discussing, either Ulrich or Elisha had any doubt as to whom Hartseer referred.

"But this damage at least I can do something about," Hartseer strode forward and bestrode Thorian's limp form. He crouched and with some shifting about managed to lever Thorian forward and up on to his shoulder in a fireman's lift, straightening with a strain of metallic joints.

"Lead on Sir Ulrich," there was a hint of irony in his tone as he turned to Ulrich.

"You know that I don't have that title," Ulrich tasted the sour bile again.

"And you think that you don't deserve the title?" Hartseer asked, adjusting Thorian's bulk as he hanged snoring over his shoulder.

"I didn't say that," Ulrich turned to the door, surprised by his level of bitterness. He'd thought he'd grown out of that.

"No you didn't," Hartseer agreed mildly, "But it is what you fear isn't it? Or is it that you know you would wear the title better than others and that is why you left?"

"Became fed up of trying to earn a respect that I wasn't ever going to receive," Ulrich admitted as he lead the way up the stairs, "When I'd finally had all I could swallow I decided that I'd strike out on my own."

"And yet you keep coming back to the nobility like a bird to its nest," Hartseer observed.

"More like a fly to the ointment," Ulrich managed a smile, "After all, that's what had me put on a King's Special, isn't it?"

"You of all people should have known that when it comes to squeezing nobility, it is the peasant who feels the pinch," Hartseer paused, shifted Thorian to the other shoulder and split his arm, grasping the handrail with both hands on that side.

"Can you blame a guy for trying to even up the scales?" Ulrich shrugged.

"There are better ways of doing it," Hartseer noted, "The Corps are..."

"Full of the Old Boy club my unlamented sire is part of," Ulrich cut across him, "I'd have been more likely to have been sent on a suicide mission to get me out of the way than to receive a commission, especially as I would have been coming up from the ranks. Had enough of that from my childhood, didn't want any more, thank you very much!"

Hartseer said nothing for a while, metal feet clacking against the treads as they climbing the stairs.

"Say, do you fancy a cup of tea out on the dining terrace after all this?" Ulrich offered as they made it to the corridor that branched off the stairs to the guest bedrooms.

"I do not eat," Hartseer shifted Thorian's bulk again, "I do not drink, I do not sleep and I do not even breath. Just how do you think I will be able to 'take tea' with you?"

"Well I fancy a cup of tea and I wondered if you would like a chat as we have nothing else to do for a while," Ulrich swung the door to Thorian's room open, "I don't know if you can feel warmth through those metal fingers of yours but sometimes I find just the heat from a cup of tea in the hand is a comfort."

"You have a point," Hartseer steered Thorian's bulk though the door, "You have a point."

*

When Jeremiah heard Thorian's wails of anguish echoing down the corridors, he frowned, realizing as he did so that the books in his pockets seemed to be just a little bit warmer. As much as his god's approval was gratifying, it was an irritant to have such unreliable companions.

"Guess I won't be letting Ulrich have my drake then," he muttered, then glanced round to make sure that Kaelin hadn't heard what he'd said. She was no where to be seen. "Oh that is just peachy." Jeremiah snarked to himself, waddling over to the doorway to see if she'd just continued her search in the next room. Kaelin was not in there either but there were several extravagantly large paintings on the wall. Even while a nasty, suspicious part of his mind was beginning to turn over the idea that Kaelin had been lying through her teeth to him, Jeremiah wandered over to have a look at them. One of them was the usual triumphant battle scene, painted to glorify some noble houses' past deeds, most of them totally fictitious, the other was more... interesting.

A beautiful city stood tottering on the edge of a storm wracked sea, while above it dragons of many different hues soared and dived, belching streams of fire and acid or channeling bolts of lightning and flurries of ice into the now cracking buildings below. At the collapsing gates hordes of orcs and dwarfs charged... only they weren't fighting each other. Shoulder to shoulder they charged into the streets of the city, axes and picks sweeping flurries of a strange colored blood into the air. Jeremiah looked closer at the main building at the top of the hill. Elves sent shivering sheets of arrows into the defenders, while humans in crude armor scrambled and clambered up the steps, some apparently attacking the reeling defenders with their bare hands. And the defenders... the defenders weren't human.

Strange, elongated heads flushed with strange blotches of red or green, some even colored blue, long hands with odd, moon curved nails and faces.... Faces like something out of a fisherman's nightmares. Bulging eyes too far apart with unnerving letter box pupils, no noses and no discernible mouths, siphons blowing where the hinge of the jaw should be and chins made of writhing nests of tendrils.

On the top most step of the... Temple, Jeremiah decided that it had to be a temple, that or a palace but temple just seemed more true. Either way, on the top most step of the temple, a grey skinned figure with an even longer, broader cranium than the others, a skull ridged down its central line and surmounted by what looked like bony plates of black, dressed in a billowing robe the other defenders lacked, lifted an archaic looking staff to the sky, either crying to the gods over the end of his rule or cursing the dragons that hovered above, extra long face tendrils lashing the air with torment. There was something about the stance of the figure that didn't seem to be defiant anger but rather anguished betrayal, as if he'd never expected it to come to this.

Leaning closer, Jeremiah noticed that there was something written in the darkest corner, where the artist signature would usually have gone.

"In a single day and night of misfortune, the city of Locutus disappeared into the depths of the sea, never to rise again."

It was certainly an interesting piece but not what he was looking for. He turned away.

As he walked down the room, something made Hat turn itself towards the wall, the shift in weight disturbing the miter upon Jeremiah's brow.

"Do you mind," Jeremiah grated, hands going up to steady his head gear, "I worked too damn hard to get this for a bug like you to upset..."

He turned his head. There was something there, down a side narrow side corridor paneled in the same rich woods that the main room was, a corridor he hadn't noticed at first. Something was there, a vibration in the air like the lingering note of a deep rich instrument, or the expectant silence in an auditorium before the opening bar. Something shivered in the air, calling to him. Narrowing his eyes, he stepped into the corridor. He didn't like the narrow space, the feeling of being hemmed in and he was just about to turn back when he saw on the wall, further down, the edge of a picture frame. He waddled towards it, the change in angle gradually revealing the image to be a beautifully wrought golden high harp, stood alone in the middle of a stage, crimson drapes edging the image, gaslights shining, making it difficult to see the auditorium beyond the edge of the stage but there was enough details to see the rising seats and the grand boxes that lined the walls.

Jeremiah rubbed his hands together. Well Kaelin might have thought she was selling him a whole length of cloth but it turned out that there was some truth behind every lie. Now to just discover this darling art piece's secrets.

He ran his hands over the edge of the frame, fingering every curl and swirl of the design, tracing the ornate gold leaf, testing where the edge met the wall and then where it met the canvas. His eyes narrowed. There was nothing to say that this painting had anything special hidden behind it but there again neither did he seem to be able to pull the painting away from the wall to check behind it. There was nothing to say that it wasn't a perfectly ordinary painting, except that there appeared to be absolutely no gap between the painting and the wall at all.

Jeremiah tugged and turned at the frame, pressed it and pushed it, Hat swaying about on the top of his miter as his efforts increased. He checked over the wall around the frame, running increasingly sweaty fingers over the rich dark wood and golden inlays. Even as his brows furrowed darkly, part of his mind was able to recognize that this part of the tower didn't have the dust that plagued the rest of the building. And still that sound hovered on the edge of his hearing, tantalizingly close but still too far to tell what it was.

In the end he stepped back from the canvas and looked round. Kaelin hadn't come back to check on him for which he was thankful because he wasn't willing for any of the team to know just how far along his studies had come. That and if they let it slip to that metal stick insect he could find himself in more trouble than he already was. There was always a chance that after this business with the King's Special he might be able to get free and go some where he could start rebuilding his authority. It would be an undoubted pain to have to start over from the beginning but at least there would be a chance. However, if that judgemental stack of bolts knew he could speak the language of the Abyss...

He drew himself up to his full height and mentally prepared the tongue twisting syllables.

"Reveal your secrets," he commanded, the words making his teeth ache and his tonsils bleed.

The painting remained stubbornly, stupidly unchanged.

Jeremiah drew himself up, the words to the spell of blasting on the tip of his tongue, dark energies beginning to writhe around his fingers.

"You could have knocked."

Jeremiah choked on the swallowed syllables, acid swirling in his stomach as he fought back the ravening energies. He peered closer at the painting.

There, there in the second front box up on the far left something moved. Jeremiah leaned closer, peering passed the edge of the harp. A figure moved at the railing of the box, black on black, face the merest suggestion of white in the shadows. There was something about its shape that was subtly off but...

"And what, oh wise and learned man, brings you to the edge of my humble abode?" the figure asked, head moving as the shadows twined around it.

"A wise man walks with his head bowed," Jeremiah replied, "And always seeks to become wiser."

"Ah," the figure's face seemed to slide in and out of focus, "And your wisdom is so very great compared to others who limit themselves only to what is considered safe and tame."

"Yes," Jeremiah said, slightly cautiously, realizing that the figure was referring to the fact that he could speak Abyssal.

"So again," the figure moved with the grace of a practiced performer, "That begs the question as to what has brought you to the edge of my humble abode, oh grand seeker of deeper truths." There was as a ring to the figure's voice, that of someone used to projecting their voice into a large space and the lilt and timbre had the polished edge of a singer, used to perfection being demanded at every performance.

"I was informed that in this tower of mysteries and power there was a most fascinating painting done by the masters of old," well Jeremiah could play at turning a well honed phrase as well, "It was revealed to me that behind this most wonderful depiction of a master's harp there lay power uncounted and knowledge unclaimed." There not quite as good as he would have like but not bad for something he was having to spin off his cuff on a moment's notice.

"And you have come seeking this font of knowledge and dominion," the figure bowed its head to him, the suggestion of a smile haunting the shadows.

"I have come hither to that effect, par take in what hidden store can be uncovered and what mysteries can be made clear," Jeremiah felt that phrase had come out better. It was always best to warm up to any exercise.

"Then enter dear fellow traveler," the figure proclaimed, "Enter and be satisfied." It lifted a hand and there was a loud click. Jeremiah startled as the frame moved under his right hand and he stared in amazement as the entire picture, frame and all, now swung freely out from the wall it had seemed so deeply embedded in, at his lightest touch. The frame swung out and out, forcing him to step round it as it filled the whole hallway like a strange door that had lost its bottom third. Left hand supporting the frames weight he looked into the space beyond. Beyond the edge of the cavity left by the painting a set of rich but narrow stairs stretched up into the darkness, steep but with sturdy handrails set into the walls by well polished brass handles.

At least Jeremiah supposed they were well polished. The light in the stairwell was flickering, or so it seemed, the rich gleam of oily metal shining out one minute and the next falling into shadow. It seemed to have the same effect on the view ahead as well. Jeremiah couldn't decide whether a ceiling waited at the top of the stairs or a wind driven sky of scolding cloud. On his miter the edges of Hat's wings buzzed as if being tugged at by a rising wind.

Jeremiah frowned, a thought of caution urging him to turn back but then his ear caught what he had been trying to hear ever since he had come down this side corridor - the deep and resonant tones of a single instrument, hauntingly playing in the shadows, seeming to call to him with the promise of mysteries never fully explained.

Jeremiah reached forward and grasped the hand rails, pulling himself up on to the bottom most step. Taking a moment to regain his balance he began to climb.

*

Kaelin turned her head. Somewhere deep in the tower she heard a deep voice bellowing in anguish. Part of her wondered just what Jeremiah had set off and decided that she was well shot of the creep. If he spent the rest of the day wandering in hopeless circles trying to find that non-existent painting then so much the better. What would be even better would be if the creep never surfaced at all. There was something about him that was making her skin crawl more and more. Weirdly it was not the wolf within that was responding to him. She wasn't sure how ill it boded that it was all her human side that was finding Jeremiah increasingly repulsive. She was beginning to wonder if it was the fact that the way he could turn his words to mean something other than what they appeared to be on the surface reminded her too strongly of her grandfather. He'd possessed a glib tongue as well and the will to use it on fools. Like the wolves would ever be able to over run the humans... She shivered and rubbed her arms, remembering the werewolves in the swamp, particularly the one who's got away.

"Grandpa wants words with you, young 'un."

That could not be true, she was absolutely bound and determined about that. Grandpa was a soggy mound of grave meat and the world was a cleaner place without him. She was sure of it, after all she'd opened the doors herself and let the hunters in. She was sure of it.

She shivered and rubbed her arms again.

Enough of that, she needed to meet up with someone in the here and now. She wandered upstairs and down, looking at the portraits, some evidently looking back at her. Eventually she spotted Charlotte walking through the paintings towards her.

"Good afternoon," Charlotte greeted with a lot more friendliness than had been her wont the last time they had crossed paths, "I see you have come wandering again. Looking for something else? I heard all about your new toy. Can't say I think much of the name but from what the others who were down near the hall are saying you definitely have the family gift."

"The family gift?" that took Kaelin aback.

"Absolutely," Charlotte smiled, "Our family were always known for being great musicians. Granted the instrument is a little uncouth..."

Parp! Haggis objected.

"But I don't suppose we can help that all things considered," Charlotte ignored the interruption.

"Meaning what exactly?" Kaelin raised an eyebrow, suspecting what was coming.

"Well," Charlotte dithered for a moment, "Well, there isn't really any way you could be connected to us directly but you certainly must be carrying some of the blood from some where to have such a raw musical talent just blossom out of no where. That and our similarities really do make it possible that you come from a, how should I put this? A lateral branch of the family, shall we say?"

"Wrong side of the blanket is what you are saying," Kaelin said it as bluntly as she could without cussing. For some reason she didn't want to prove what this stiff little girl thought about 'those of lower stations' right but she still wanted to see her wince when she had to face her suspicions with all the fancy wrapping taken off.

Charlotte did not disappoint, noticeably flinching at the phrasing.

"Such a low way of putting it," she muttered.

"I'm a low kinda gal," Kaelin admitted, "So I guess I'm dragging the family through the mud."

"Maybe," Charlotte admitted, "My grandfather apparently spent more time on the estate than in the city. From what some said when I was little, he was usually in muddy boots with his sleeves rolled up, either tinkering with a plow or helping helping with the lambing season." She frowned prettily, "I can sort of remember a big gentleman with lots of wrinkles and brown skin, telling my father that he should remember that he came from muck and he'd go back to muck in the end."

"Sounds like I'd would have liked to swoop places, as long as I had the chance to spend more time with him than you got to," Kaelin actually had to fight to keep down a smile.

"He said something else as well," Charlotte frowned some more, "Something about my father having to sit down to 'go chunder' like everybody else?"

Kaelin actually snorted at that, much to Charlotte's disapproval.

"Any way," Charlotte said, obviously changing the subject, "Why did you come looking for me?"

"Your cousin," Kaelin stated and noticed a guarded expression flicker in Charlotte's eyes.

"What about him?" she asked carefully.

"I need a few more details if I am to track down any link to him," Kaelin admitted, "Cousin to Charlotte Susan Darling is a little too vague to be useful so something like a name would be a useful place to start."

"You have a good point," Charlotte admitted, settling herself on the chair in the painting, "Don van Ranchiff, that was my cousin's name, related to me via my Aunt, a nervous women as I remember her, easy to frighten. A her son seemed to frighten her most of all."

"Your cousin frightened his mother?" Kaelin raised her eyebrows.

"My father always said his sister was delicate," Charlotte said, "And I believe I told you the other day that my cousin was a cruel boy, the sort to enjoy sticking live insects on to pins."

"Charming I'm sure," Kaelin agreed, "Did he also pull the wings off of butterflies to see them limp round in circles until they died?"

"That or their legs to see them unable to get off the ground," Charlotte looked like she was chewing on something repellent, "There were other unpleasant incidences as he was growing up and some very nasty accidents, though nothing that his father could ever find enough evidence for to make it stick."

"His own father disliked him?" Kaelin noted with surprise.

"As I said, there were some very nasty incidences with some of the servant children," Charlotte admitted, "There were also some strange rumors floating about after my other cousin, his sister, went to live with my aunt by marriage. Strangely enough she disappeared after my brother died. The wizard who placed me among the paintings came to apologize about that. Said she'd been kidnapped but there wasn't ever a ransom note."

"So let me get this straight," Kaelin said, "Your cousin, Don van Ranchiff, was the sort of boy who frightened even his own parents? His sister, your other cousin, is sent to live with another relative, you die of the spotting sickness, your brother is murdered and your other cousin is kidnapped but whoever took her didn't even ask for a ransom?"

"Didn't even contact the family to let them know who had taken her or why, it was like she just vanished off the face of the earth," Charlotte agreed, "And you are forgetting that Don van was savaged by some sort of animal. It seemed to make him even stranger than before, least, that is according to my brother on the last time he visited. Apparently he kept going on about the natural order of things and the ascendancy of the wild and the primal doctrine and... why are you going a funny color?"

Kaelin remembered that she had to breath sometime this century.

"When was he savaged?" she managed to ask but she wasn't sure if she'd kept her voice level. Her hearing seemed to be playing up, as if the distance between her and Charlotte was bending and stretching in vertigo inducing ways.

"If I remember the time frame properly and that is a strain because things like that always become a little odd to hold on to for a while after you have made the transfer to the canvas," Charlotte looked up and wrinkled her nose to the left in the same way Kaelin did when she was having a good think, "If I am remembering correctly and that is a big if, if I am remembering rightly it was about a month before my brother was murdered, maybe slightly less."

"Twenty eight," Kaelin muttered under her breath.

"Pardon?" Charlotte asked.

"Nothing, just doing some calculations," Kaelin brushes the query aside but it did nothing for the rolling in her stomach. Great Good damn it, it was too close, just too damn close. The timings, the rants, the personality type, even the timid sister who was sent away and then disappeared. Her grandfather had always like his women submissive, submissive or broken.

"Well it certainly gives me more to work on," she managed to say, hoping that she was disguising just how badly she wanted to run away and scream, "But before I go, have you ever heard of a place called Greely Creek?"

"Yeessssss," Charlotte said after a little while, "I think it was one of the more major logging camps to the east of the family estates, maybe a little south, up in the foot hills of the Tarjarna Mountains. Father was discussing buy a stake in it as there had been some gold discovered in the area and he wanted in on the rush if there was to be one but he wasn't sure that it wasn't going to turn out to be nothing but a flash in the pan."

"I see," Kaelin suppressed the urge to shiver and then changed the subject. "So you've been hanging around on these walls for quite a while now, have you?"

"Too long," Charlotte sighed, "I have no idea why anyone would want eternal life. I would have liked a little more time myself but for the most part I have for these last few decades to be unutterably boring."

"So nothing worth gossiping about happens here?" Kaelin asked.

"The last really gossip worthy thing that happened here was when the original cabal of wizard's upped and left," Charlotte said, "We all wondered about that but we figured it had to be the usual, duty calls sort of stuff. After that we had the dust for company for several years and then the last master of the tower moved in. That wasn't so gossip worth as nerve wracking."

"Not much in the way of company?" Kaelin asked.

"More what he used to do to the company," Charlotte shuddered, "We were actually all glad when people stopped coming to visit, it stopped being so outright horrible, even if we had to live with the fear that without that outlet he would eventually notice us out of sheer boredom."

"I take it that visitors were not encouraged?" Kaelin questioned, "Or was it a case of visitors being out right eaten?"

"More that visitors became residents until they stopped screaming," Charlotte replied, "He'd usually lose interest at that point."

"Charming fellow then," Kaelin muttered, "But what about the new fellow? Elisha the Master Smith?"

"He is a little more interesting," Charlotte admitted, "But he is so rarely indoors, he's always busy, busy, busy and yet so alone at the same time. I swear I've never seen such a quiet man. Granted his damned souls are certainly worth watching but again they are usually out of doors so much of the time."

"So you can't see out of doors?" Kaelin asked.

"Canvases are notoriously delicate when it comes to water," Charlotte pointed out, "As much as I am rather tired of seeing nothing new, either do I want to spend what will possibly be eternity as a shapeless blob of paint from the first time it rains."

"So none of the paintings are out of doors," Kaelin nodded as she took that on board, "It is just that if we could move one of these paintings to the Capital in, say the King's Palace, then you'd have much more to watch and if Elisha needs to send a message to the King, or the other way round for that matter, then there wouldn't be a chance of the messager being intercepted now would there?"

Charlotte sat up straighter in her painted chair.

"By Jove, I think you have it!" she exclaimed, rising to her feet and rushing to the edge of the frame. Kaelin blinked in surprise and then saw Charlotte appear several frames up.

"Come on, come on," she called.

"Come where?" Kaelin asked, a little nonplussed at the reaction she had caused, even as she started to follow at a jog.

"One of the wizard's was a lady," Charlotte told her as she hurried through painting after painting, sometimes having to mutter a quick apology as the owners of the canvases started up in surprise as she hurried through them, "And I am fairly sure that no one has cleared out her room since she left. If that is so then I have an idea that might just work."

"What sort of plan?" Kaelin huffed as she realized she was struggling to keep up.

"No time no time," Charlotte chided as she hurried through canvas after canvas. Kaelin huffed again and actually broke into a run to keep up. Finally, after what felt like a mad chase upstairs and down side corridors, Charlotte stopped and let Kaelin catch her breath.

"There is a gap in the canvases here," Charlotte explained, "So I'm not going to be able to lead you but the suite of rooms you want is up this corridor here, second on the left, first on the right. Remember that?"

"Got it," Kaelin nodded sharply.

"See you there then," Charlotte smiled and stepped out of the frame.

Kaelin waited a few more moments to fully still her breath and make sure her color was back to normal before walking casually up the corridor. She was glad she had done so, for as she stepped round the corner into the corridor Charlotte had indicated one of the damned souls came padding down the corridor. Kaelin stepped to one side to let the cat faced, goat horned thing to pass. It nodded to her and passed, and passed... and passed some more. Kaelin watching in amazement as its impossible long tail seemed to snake on forever but eventually it was gone. Still watching the corner it had turned down, Kaelin reached out a hand and laid it on the door knob of the room on the first right. To her surprise it turned easily under her hand. Looking round casually she quietly pushed the door open  and slipped in. She shut the door equally quietly. Something about this whole thing was suggesting to her that Charlotte didn't want any more else to know about it. Once she was sure the latch was secure she turned round.

The room was darker than her own guest room but more lavish, rich red wood paneling and furniture laid out ready for a new owner. Charlotte was beaming from the picture above the bed.

"The lockets," she said, "There should be some still there." She pointed to a vanity table set before the window. Kaelin crossed the room and carefully opened draws. The was a rich jumble of jewelry contained within but she suppressed the urge to plunder for a moment. Instead she picked out a sturdy looking locket and after fumbling for a moment, managed to open it.

"Here I go," Charlotte called but Kaelin only caught a glimpse of her stepping out of the frame as she turned round.

"Oh yes," the triumphant but suppressed exclamation echoed up from her hands and Kaelin looked down to see Charlotte's face beaming up from the locket in her hand.

"Now this opens up all sorts of possibilities," Charlotte's painted eyes held a spark of mischief that Kaelin remembered once possessing, "Shall we test it out?"

"How so?" Kaelin asked.

"How far can I go from the tower before the connection is severed of course," Charlotte didn't stop beaming, "Would you like to go for a walk in the grounds?"

"I don't see why not," Kaelin shrugged with one shoulder, "If you give me just a moment, I don't think I want to share this with anyone else, do you?" Charlotte beamed conspiratorially. Nearly smiling herself, Kaelin closed the locket and turning to the vanity table hung it round her neck. For a moment she paused. Gold on black, the locket really did rather suit her, then she tucked it out of sight inside her jerkin. Eyes falling on the still open draws of jewelry, she let herself outright smile.

Moments later, she slipped out of the door and closed it softly behind her, pockets a little heavier than they had been that morning and several flat but wide banded gold rings hidden under the fingers of her gloves. This trip was shaping up really rather well.

*

Jeremiah pulled himself up the narrow stairs, puffing slightly. It wasn't just the stairs, there was something in the air. Though his robes hung still his breathing acted as if he was fighting his way through a howling gale. On his miter Hat fluttered and jittered, clinging on against a storm that should not exist as they were most definitely inside a building. Jeremiah straightened and looked round at the ornate paneling and painting. His boots sank into thick carpet and the colors, well the colors would have be glorious if they would hold still. Ribbons of color seemed to stream through his surroundings, flickering and whipping through the surfaces, like aurora lights in a arctic sky, breaking up the dull shades of grey and sepia but never holding still for long, always moving on, driven by a wind that was and wasn't there at once. And thrumming through the air was the deep resonant tones of the instrument, notes slowly stepping up and down the scale, layering themselves upon the echoes of the previous, building a sound that vibrated deep in the bones.

Jeremiah started walking towards the music without his mind being fully conscious of that decision. Round him decant wealth was on show. Whenever the colors cared to whipped the right way so he could see properly it was clear it was white marble, dark woods, blood red carpet, gold and silver fittings and intricate art pieces. But it did not have the feeling of a house. There was something about the width of the halls and the placement of the pieces that gave the feel that the space excepted many people to travel through it but not to stay.

He made his way up a staircase, the music ever pulling him onward as its deep and resonating voice softly called to him, and found that his suspicions was correct. Doors, lots of doors, far to close together to be rooms, even in a grand inn or a mansion. Palms tingling with excitement Jeremiah stepped up to the first set of double doors and lay his hands on the door knobs. The music swelled within. The doors swung open.

Jeremiah stepped into the front box, barely glancing at the number five in the small plaque above the doors.

The auditorium was empty but round him he had the feeling that invisibly, unknowingly, a crowd filled the space. There were the little shifts in the air, little sighs of breath that rose above the unending, unfelt but seen wind and the steady thrum of the music.

On the stage, the musician sat, illuminated by the gaslights but perhaps illuminated was the wrong word. Certainly the figure sat in the glare of the foot lights and his shadow stretched long up behind him on the stage flats but his form did not seem to be light. Or maybe it absorbed the lights and gave nothing back, nothing save the long slow measured swing of the bow over the strings as the cello purred deep and low, its music a haunting measured call that caught in the mind and stayed there as a background sound to the thoughts.

The bow lifted from the strings and the last notes shivered into a silence that was not silent. The musician rose.

"My lords, ladies and gentle men, may I give you the patron of this days performance? The redoubtable Jeremiah Maat!" the voice that proclaimed it was certainly used to performance but there was something off about the tone. It was almost as if two voices fought to come from the same throat, one a rich smooth resilient tenor, the other a rumbling baritone bass that growled through gravel but at his words an applause rippled through the air, unseen hands coming together in celebration of such an esteemed guest.

Pride rushing through him, Jeremiah smiled and bowed to his impalpable audience.

"As much as I am truly gratified by such a welcome," he smiled broadly as he straightened, "I confess myself a little confused as to what I have done to warrant such adulation."

"Ah but my most worthy patron, great benefactor of the arts," the musician could have been smiling, Jeremiah could no be sure, the man's face did not seem to be coming into focus, "Has not the most blessed muse brought you hence to my humble abode so that, in the exchange of knowledge, we can both be increased and gain greatness in the eyes of the world?"

"I do not remember meeting the muse upon my travels," Jeremiah still smiled to show that there was no disrespect meant by his words.

"Ah but do not the muse walk unseen, wearing the face of another, to drop her words of guidance as sweet honey from unknown lips?" the specter with the bow asked, "Does not she move us without us knowing until we are her willing supplicants, coming seeking the knowledge at her alter?"

"It is true that I coming seeking, oh masterly weaver of words," Jeremiah admitted, "And that I was moved by one who believed themselves to be uttering falsehoods to lead me down a path of nothing but frustration and disappointment but I now I see that the one of whom I speak was Serendipity's creature and moved by her will. So I do humbly place myself in you hands, submitting to learn what it is that you are willing to teach me."

"Then come down, dear friend, come down and witness the glories of a world long passed," the specter proclaimed, "Come down and revel in the glory of knowledge long forgotten and long lost."

Smiling Jeremiah turned and stepped out of the box as the music once again swelled behind him.

*

Ulrich settled himself at the side table on the dinner terrace, in consideration for his guest. Denied any seat that would successfully take his weight, Hartseer settled himself sidesaddle style on the stone wall, cup of tea cradled delicately in his metallic hands, glass marble eyes regarding Ulrich with curiosity.

"So what do you wish to discuss with me, while your companions appear to be absent?" Hartseer asked as Ulrich carefully sipped his tea.

"Well the first would be this," Ulrich replaced his teacup in its saucer and laid the fiddle out on the table, "Have you ever seen the like of this on your extensive travels?"

"It appears to be the commoners instrument known as the fiddle, or poor man's violin," Hartseer ran his eye over it, "More common in the northern regions of this country, were trade across the mountains is more open due to the dwarven people's strongholds and therefore more foreign influence is felt. What of it?"

"It seems to  be a little more than that," Ulrich admitted and briefly outlined what he had observed when he was playing it. Hartseer listened attentively, fingers flexing on the cup he held in a mimicry of the fidgeting common to organic people. He considered it as Ulrich wound up his observation.

"A relic," he gave his conclusion, "Not many wizard's in this country can make them now. After the wizard's tower was savaged by its last owner and the Circle either killed or enslaved and then killed, the knowledge of such craftsmanship began to fade. The King has sponsored some likely ones to go to the dwarfs to learn their smithing techniques but it will be years if not decades before the quality they produce is anything like this."

"I rather suspected that it was a magical item," Ulrich smiled, trying to sound like he wasn't blaming Hartseer for stating the blindly obvious. He guessed that Hartseer was used to having to deal with people for whom the blindly obvious was an item that escaped their intellectual grasp.

"As to what it is designed to do," Hartseer rubbed his chin with his knuckles, "I would believe that it is a draining spell of some kind. As such you may wish to keep this unusual treasure with you. Though there are not many human wizards left in this land, there are still those who can employ such arts and it maybe of use to be able to pull their fangs when they least expect it."

"So you believe that it drains magic?" Ulrich questioned.

"I think that would be a sensible conclusion, why?" Hartseer asked.

"I was a little concerned that it maybe a life drainer" Ulrich admitted, "Kaelin had already left the room, you see, so I wasn't able to see what effect its music had on a living being. Considering how badly she reacted to the whistle I found I didn't want to risk playing it around people until I am utterly sure what effects it will have."

"That is eminently sensible and considerate attitude," Hartseer inclined his head, "Unlike the attitude of some people I could name." Ulrich inclined his head in return.

"With all their many and manifest faults, my father's family were always sticklers for consideration and courtliness," he admitted, "Even insults of the most dire kind where to be delivered in a courtly manner and with consideration to form."

"And thus the most bland of statements can hide the speakers true intentions," Hartseer observed, "A reason I prefer the sharp edge of my assignments, where insults are simpler and more straight forward to deal with."

"There is a certain pleasure in being able to directly answer an insult," Ulrich admitted, "But there is always a certain pleasure to the long planned revenge playing out how you want it to. As I say, revenge is a dish best served cold, with those little cheesy things on sticks."

Hartseer actually chuckled, a dry, husky sound more like a gasp but a chuckle none the less.

"Is it possible for a relic to drain the life force of a sentient being?" Ulrich asked out of curiosity.

"Oh yes," Hartseer nodded slowly and the look in his eyes held the edge of a grin, "I saw one in the lands far to the south east, in the land of jungle and drought, during my travels. It was a most... tidy device."

"Tidy?" Ulrich frowned, "What do you mean tidy."

"They had a most admirable attitude to those that society cannot keep," Hartseer recounted, the grin in his eyes unfading.

"That sounds ominous," Ulrich sipped his tea to hide his discomfort.

"Not unless you believe the dangerously insane and the vicious should drag on their people until they do the decent thing and remove themselves from the equation," Hartseer countered.

"Define insane," Ulrich challenged.

"A man who strangles his lovers and then disposes of the bodies by eating them," Hartseer returned. Ulrich's tea cup stopped part way to his mouth and then went back on its saucer. "Apparently he believed that humans are a better source of nourishment than all others."

"Yes," Ulrich agreed sounding faintly sick, "Yes, I would define that as insane."

"So the device would take the life force of such a one and give it as a gift to one who had been dying of some incurable disease, such as leprosy, thus removing a risk to their society and enabling their existence to at least serve some purpose before they protected the world by leaving it," Hartseer's eyes were full of approval for such an idea, "As I said, a most tidy device."

"Indeed," Ulrich suppressed a shiver. There was something about utterly chilling in how Hartseer balanced the books between harm and usefulness to society. It spoke of a cold, clear view of the world, a dreadful checking and balancing of the books that viewed human existence as a series of numbers and debts, clearances and items.

"Just what set you on your travels?" Ulrich asked, easing the conversation away from such an unsettling topic.

"It was not a what," Hartseer admitted, "But a who. It was while I was fighting as the seen head of my Sensi's army. We were finally making decent progress against the paladins and marched into the estate of one of the lord's of the Domilii's lands. This lord had been known as recluse and for keeping to his estates, rather than attending court. I will admit that I was surprised that he threw open the doors to his estate so easily but it was when I met his unknown wife that I saw the reason for it all."

"That reason being?" Ulrich found himself leaning forward.

"The Domilii had began his assent to power riding the wave of sympathy after his family, parents, siblings and their children, had perished in an attack by forces unknown on their family estate. All died... save one," Hartseer leaned forward as well, "Can you guess who I had just found?"

Ulrich felt stunned.

"A niece, a niece had made it out alive," he said.

"And I had just found her," Hartseer would have been grinning like a cat in the cream if he could have done, "What is more she had the Spark of the Paladins in her. A Spark I could train."

"You were a paladin?" Ulrich frowned.

"No, the paladins would not have accepted me ever," Hartseer shook his head, "But that was the benefit of giving up my humanity for this." His metal fingertips touched his metallic chest, "Though I had not the Spark, in this metal skin I had the ability, once my Teacher had trained me, to go toe to toe with the paladins and win. Therefore..."

"You could train her," Ulrich guessed.

"It was my pleasure to have the niece of the Domilii under my wing," Hartseer rolled the sentence, enjoying its flavour, "And it was that pleasure, that pride that betrayed us both." The pleasure dropped from his shoulders.

"How so?" Ulrich was the ever attentive questioner, giving the impression of being a cob of corn, all ears.

"My Teacher eventually fell in battle against the paladins," Hartseer turned the cooling cup in his fingers, "When I next contacted my Sensi through the rune stones, he spoke of gaining a new acolyte soon, so what did I do? I offered my pupil for the position." He leaned back on the pillar behind him, satisfaction turned to deep dejection with whip lash speed.

"That didn't go well?" Ulrich had suspicion as to why but it still came like a sucker punch.

"He tripped up and revealed that my Sensi, the man I'd trusted to give me the tools to save my people, the one both my Teacher and I had trusted to change the world for the better, was... the...Domilii," the torment in Hartseer's eyes was a pit that reached into the Abyss.

"Oh no," Ulrich closed his eyes for a moment.

"All of it," Hartseer admitted, "The whole damn, bloody war, all of it had meant nothing at all. All of it orchestrated by one man to feed his dark ambition and the machine he had built. And I told him where to find his niece, the one missing piece he needed to be able to take the breaks off."

He stared into a distance, across a gulf to a place long, long ago and far away.

"Four hundred, ninety and seven years," he said after a long moment of silence, "Four hundred, ninety and seven years of trying to make up for betraying the women I had come to see as my daughter. Four hundred, ninety and seven years and even now it may not be enough, if Elisha is correct about the source of this trouble."

"Surely the Domilii..." Ulrich probed carefully.

"Is dead?" Hartseer's gaze was sharp, "Don't assume that. He turned me into this and I am sure that there was at least one other tat he experimented on."

"Oh?" Ulrich tilted his head.

"The last survivor of the paladin kill team that was sent out after me," Hartseer set the cold cup down, "When we parted ways he told me that we both had betrayals that we would have to answer for."

"That could have just been the fact he'd failed to stop the Domilii from fooling everyone," Ulrich pointed out.

"It could," Hartseer admitted, "But a Paladin's student was the closest thing they had to a child and his had always been unduly influenced by the Domilii. The boy had a powerful Spark but he had always needed an older hand to guide him and he had been separated from his teacher and friend. Or you could say that his teacher and friend had abandoned him when he possibly needed him most to come hunting me."

Ulrich thought it over.

"Betrayals you both had to answer for," he agreed, "I would say that the paladin certainly saw it as him having abandoned his pupil."

"And so we face something that potentially has the power to reach across oceans and defy time itself," Hartseer intoned. Ulrich thought it over.

"Guess we are in for interesting times," he agreed.

*

 The heavy thrum of the music guided Jeremiah through the building, deep but soaring notes calling him deep into the back stage area of the theater, the strange whip cording colors becoming more mute and utilitarian as he probed deeper into the shadows. The voice of the cello was a beating heart in the darkness.

Finally a door, dull and plain stood in the plain plastered wall with the vibrating center of the music just behind it. Jeremiah lifted his hand and pushed it open. Shelves and standing cases of books stretched away into the shadows, the music twining and swirling around them. Jeremiah felt his face crack into a huge grin as he stepped inside the room.

"Oh good Sir," he beamed, "You are a beautiful creature!"

The music shivered on a quick up tick and Jeremiah turned the corner of a couple of bookcases to see the master of this hall sat at the research desks, his cello in front of him and the bow just lifting from the strings.

"Oh my good Jeremiah," the figure seemed to smile but it was hard to drag his face into focus, "I do not believe that anyone has ever referred to me as beautiful."

"Is not the one who gathers and guard knowledge beautiful?" Jeremiah asked, "But I must confess myself at a disadvantage. You know my name but I have no knowledge of yours. May I be graced with such knowledge?"

"Of course, my friend," the figure billowed to his feet, crossed his waist with his bow and bowed to Jeremiah, "I am Michael Azrael, master of this house and guardian of its treasures. Please look and admire the gems that I have preserved for you."

Jeremiah looked around at the shelves. On one bookcase he saw copies of books he had only seen as disintegrating pieces, kept locked away for fear that the slightest touch would crumble them into dust. Here though, they were in perfect condition, beautifully bound and ready to be read. However, on another he saw titles that he had no knowledge of at all. He skimmed over them, wondering what 'Much to Do About Nothing' could possibly mean and where the two cities were.

"It seems you have books that do not have much to do with my studies, friend," Jeremiah turned back to Michael, who stood with an unnerving stillness.

"Of course," Michael agreed amicable, though that strange double voiced tone became more pronounced, "This is a theater. Surely one should expect the great works of literature to be gathered here?"

"I suppose so," Jeremiah admitted, not quite showing his irritation. If this had been nothing but a wild goose chase.... Especially as Hat kept clattering in the wind that did not exist. Once again Michael seemed to smile, though it was hard to say. All the rest of him was dressed in black with only the smallest flash of white shirt at his chin but his face seemed unnaturally white and he held it tipped to the right, as if trying to hide that side from Jeremiah.

"If magic is your sole focus however then I believe that the books there will be enlightening," Michael gestured with his bow to the corner of the room. Forgetting his carefully donned mannerisms, Jeremiah nearly scurried over to the corner of the room. A quick look told him that there were no books penned by the same hand as those that rode in his pocket but there were those that were definitely interesting.

"May I be so bold as to ask to be allowed to take these two with me?" he asked, turning to Michael.

"For such a friend as you, of course," the mouth was in focus this time and it definitely smiled.

"My unending thanks," Jeremiah smiled back as he slipped the books into his cavernous pockets. It was a strain however and he considered the fact that he might have to invest in a pack in which to carry his treasures. "Tell me, my dear friend, is there anything that I could do for you?"

"There most certainly is," Michael smiled again, laying aside his bow and placing the cello carefully on the table top. Turning he picked up a manuscript.

"My magnum opus," he stroked the cover with caressing fingers, "I need you to return it to the living world."

"The living world?" Jeremiah raised an eyebrow, "Are we not in the living world  now?"

The phantom smile grew wider.

"Nay, dear friend, we are in the shadow lands, the place between worlds," Jeremiah felt himself go cold at the answer.

"Am I dead?" he held on to the control of his bladder very firmly.

"Not... exactly," Michael said, "As I said, these are the shadow lands, the place between the worlds, as well as between life... and death. Here we are not alive, neither are we dead, we simply are and thus can we continue for all time, for time means precisely nothing here.  Hence why this building, which in the 'real' world is just a crumbling shell in a city of ruins and despair, stands in all its glory."

"So if you can last for all eternity here," Jeremiah frowned, "Why do you want your magnum opus to go back to the land of the living?"

"Why does the teacher long for willing students?" Michael asked back, "Why does the artist paint his pictures? Why does the singer sing her songs? I can continue here but I cannot perform. I have an audience of ghosts, not living souls! I need to perform, I need the roar of adulation. I exist here but I am starving for worship of a warm and loving public. I long to be heard again."

"So why don't you take it yourself?" Jeremiah asked. Michael hesitated.

"I cannot," he admitted, "The magic I worked to open this doorway for myself means that I cannot carry my great work back to the living myself. Please, do you not know of a musician who would benefit from knowing such a work?" There was something desperate and hunger in the tone, a pleading for salvation from an uncaring god. Jeremiah suddenly knew he had power, power to grant this strange phantom's desire or to withhold it. Oh Michael could threaten to trap him here forever but if he did he too would remain trapped here forever as performer to nothing at all. It was a heady brew and he wanted to make it linger.

"I...." Jeremiah paused, "I think I do know someone who has recently discovered a musical talent and could do with a proper score to play."  Michael lifted his manuscript slightly, a tick of desire. He was daring to hope that Jeremiah would do as he asked but at the same time not quite daring to believe that he would.

"But if, if I took your magnum opus to the land of the living what would I get in return?" Jeremiah said slowly, "I'm not saying that I will but if I did what would I get in return?"

Strangely Michael relaxed.

"You ask what you'd receive in return?" he laid his magnum opus gentle aside and lifted his cello, "Are you not familiar with the power of music? You are a priest are you not? I can tell that from your robes, though your order is strange to me so surely you have heard the soaring refrains echo from the height of the cathedral roof to convince men that God is with them? Have you not heard the strains of the arias that move men to cry for those of their number that they have never met or known? Have you not ever hear the anthems that make the blood sing and people dance for the joy of being alive?"

He settled himself, positioned the cello and laid the bow against the strings.

Music, deep and throbbing, poured forth, the beat of it throbbing in the bones and pulsing in the temples. It swelled and grew, resounding in the chest and pounding in the muscles.

Michael lifted the bow off the strings with such a rapidness that it jerked Jeremiah up short.

"You see my friend?" Michael smiled, still favoring the right side of his face, "You see what music could do for you?"

"Yes," Jeremiah spoke with a gasp in his voice, "Yes I believe I do." He clenched his fists, trying not to shake. He wanted to snarl, wanted to fight, want to find someone that he could punch for no reason at all, the music's vicious call still sounding in his bones and pulsing in his mind.

"So my friend," Michael laid down his bow and tucked the neck of his cello into the crock of his arm so he could lift his manuscript from the table, "Will you take my magnum opus back to the land of the living?"

"Yes," Jeremiah brushed his hair back from his face, still not entirely steady, "Yes, I think I will."

"Then my friend," Michael smiled, face still turned slightly away, "Then we will do marvelous things together, when the time comes."

Jeremiah felt something like a flash of static as his hands closed about the manuscript and somehow it felt as if the manuscript moved slightly of its own will under his hands.

"When we meet again," Michael inclined his head.

"As long as I see the great things you promise," Jeremiah tried to scowl but somehow it lacked its usual fervor.

"I wouldn't have it any other way," Michael promised.

As Jeremiah turned back to the door to seek the way back to the stairs that led to the land of the living he heard the strains of the cello sing out again, building in the auditorium. Now it was was not the soft calling tune that had reeled Jeremiah in, now it was a bellow of triumph, a throbbing roar of victory, beautiful in its power, majestic in its strength.

For some reason Jeremiah found himself smiling as he cradled the manuscript to his chest, the strange winds of the shadow lands blowing passed him.


Tuesday, 5 December 2023

Draconic Shennanigans Episode 8

Chapter 8: Majestic Magical, Musical Mayhem

Jeremiah pulled books out at random. He had wandered far away from Elisha, into part of the library where the shelves were grey with dust and he had to be careful to not breath in too sharply. He had wound up with too many coughing fits after he'd banged down a book in frustration. The dust was becoming ever more of a nuisance. With all his high minded words surely the young upstart could spare a few moments to clean a stupid shelf. Self righteous idiots, they were all the same, so stuffed full of high ideals that they couldn't even bring themselves to pick up a duster and wipe a book. He turned his head, frowning at the shadows. For a second he that thought he'd head a knocking. For a second he had worried it was Elisha come to check on what he was up to, that or one of his freaks but then he realized it had been too quick for a big creature's steps. He turned back to the shelf he'd been studying. After all, what right did this Master Smith have to ask him his business? There were many ways of skinning a cat after all, he could discover a spell or two that he could claim were for dealing with that silly thing in the lake and they would be but afterwards.... Well there was always room in afterwards.

His head snapped round as the knocking sounded again. It was not only too fast for footsteps it was also not getting any louder, not approaching. If it was that red splotched chest weasel again it would find itself splotched with a much more... vital form of red than it had ever had nightmares about. His eyes caught movement. The first syllables were forming on his tongue before he saw that it was a book, a book bouncing up and down between its fellows, knocking on the shelf. Jeremiah narrowed his eyes. It could be another weaseling little trick but...

"Go up there and get me that bouncing book," he instructed Hat, his moth. The bug opened its wings and buzzed up into the air, trailing ribbons of faint blue glow. Its soft legs gripped on to the cover of the book, finding spots of purchase. With a clatter of wing beats Hat slowly eased the tome off the shelf, staggering in the air under its weight, wobbling back to its master drunkenly through the air. Jeremiah held out his hands and Hat dropped the volume into his waiting fingers. Jeremiah studied the cover. After a moment he looked up at the still hovering Hat.

"You, there," he stated, jabbing a finger at the point of his miter. Hat clattered down and was still. Free of the distraction Jeremiah narrowed his eyes at the book in his hands. The cover had been embossed with a stylized image of a dragon, though the gold leaf that had originally adorned it had long since worn away, and Jeremiah's hands shook as he saw that the image on this book matched the one that already sat in his pocket. A cruel and vicious smile spread across Jeremiah's features and the leather under his fingers warmed under his touch. His smile spread even wider as he realized the leather wasn't made from cow hide. Better and better. Slipping it in to his other pocket he started following his footsteps in the dust back to the main area of the library, realizing as he did so that it was dark outside the windows.

 After a night spent in decent beds, the companions met downstairs in the indoor dining room the following morning. Kaelin sniffed appreciatively at the smell of hot breakfast and then sniffed again. There was a smell she had never smelt before, hot, some how nutty but not quite, slightly bitter at the edge but somehow attractive. She peered into the the dining to see Elisha sitting at the head of the table.

"Good morning," he smiled at her over his mug, "My thanks to you Lady Kaelin."

"I'm ain't no lady," Kaelin frowned, "And what are you thanking me for?"

"Your suggestion about what Felicity could give me in exchange for my irritation," Elisha took a sip from his mug, "I have not enjoyed coffee since I left my home all those years ago. It seems our little pest can create food." 

"Glad to help," Kaelin muttered as she walked over to the serving sideboard. She wasn't sold on the coffee.

After they had eaten, Elisha pushed his plate back and steepled his fingers.

"I believe I have identified the creature that is causing the shipping issues in the lake," he stated.

"Well that's good," Thorian interrupted.

"Indeed," Elisha nodded, "And I also believe that I have discovered some ways of making it more vulnerable." He stood, went over to a side table near the fire place and brought some books back to the main table. He flipped open one and turned it so that they could all see the picture. "I believe that what it is this - a subterranean Kraken from the seas of the Underworld. How and why it has come to the surface, we can only speculate about, but it would explain its hyper-aggression to any large mass that crosses the lake - it is confused, most likely in pain and distressed by the loss of its usual habitat."

"Poor thing," Thorian mumbled, "It's not fun when you are drive out of your home."

 "Indeed," Elisha gave Thorian a look of shared understanding, "As to how we can discourage it for attacking the ships, I believe that I have discovered at least two solutions." The first diagram he showed them looked like half a barrel with a lamp inside it mounted on a very peculiar stand. The second looked like a cloth octopus that had experienced a very unfortunate accident with a job lot of recorders. "It comes from a world of darkness, that being the reasoning for its coloring and therefore it is vulnerable to the light. The light burns it, hurts it, hence why the storms begin just before it attacks. How this effect is happening I am not sure as subterranean Kraken are not noted as being able to control storms. However, it might be an instinctive ability long dormant in its bloodline due to lack of need but now that it has emerged back to the surface its ancestors left so long ago it could have rediscovered the power in its blood."

"So you are saying the Krakens of the Underworld sea are descended from surface ocean Krakens?" Jeremiah asked.

"Indeed, if what I have been able to trace in the library is correct then that is true," Elisha nodded, "The Krakens of the Underworld sea are descended from  Krakens either washed, hunted or taken into the Underworld by either accident or design."

"Considering the love of pain the... people of the Underworld enjoy then that last wouldn't surprise me," Jeremiah tugged at his beard.

"I thought you were helping Elisha in the library," Kaelin smirked, "If you were paying attention yesterday surely you would have already known about this stuff. Or where you too distracted to be a proper help at all?"

 "For your information, I have found some spells that will not only help us with the little problem in the lake, they will also help us beyond that I am sure," Jeremiah spoke but refused to turn his head in Kaelin's direction, "Please Master Smith continue."

"As I was saying, light hurts it and from what I have read so do certain frequencies of sound," Elisha nodded, "Hence this second device. I believe that it would be best for your team if both methods were available and I also believe that both of the physical components are available in the tower."

"You sure?" Thorian asked.

"Not totally," Elisha admitted, "But my predecessor was an avid collector of many things and I have found mention of these devices in the more... stable part of his journal. That leads me to believe that they are within these walls. As to where they are, again I am not sure. I have been... Duke, I believe is the title, of this land for nearly seven years and I still have not discovered everything hidden in this place."

"Well then," Jeremiah heaved himself to his feet, "As I presume you will be searching with your old friend Hartseer, then it is up to us to decide how we will search. I suggest two teams and I'll go with Thorian, he needs the extra help to keep focused on the task."

"Yeah and you need to extra help so you don't actually have to do any of the heavy lifting," Kaelin said as she stood but Jeremiah ignored her grandly.

"It's alright, Kaelin," Thorian said as he stood, "I know I'm not that bright, I'm just happy that I can be of some use."

Kaelin's face screwed up as she was going to say something about door mats and Jeremiah and being taken advantage of all in one sentence but then she looked at Hat and her teeth stayed wielded together.

"Shall we sally forth my good woman," Ulrich suggested, gallantly gesturing Kaelin to go first. After a moment of trying to bore holes through Jeremiah's head with her eyes, she turned and moved towards the door.

"Shall we try to find this most intriguing looking instrument?" Ulrich asked as they left the room. Kaelin pouted about it for a moment and then nodded.

"Yes," she agreed, "And I think I might have some idea of where to look and if that fails, then I think I might know someone who could help us out." Ulrich raised his eyebrows but didn't say anything as Kaelin lead him upstairs in one direction.

"I, on the other side, have much more direct ways of finding something," Jeremiah said, almost to himself as he flexed his fingers and limbered up his hands.

"Oh, oh is this going to have something to do with your pets?" Thorian asked, stepping back.

"More my friend on the other side," Jeremiah smiled, conscious about the weight of the books in his pockets, then he held his hands out, palms facing each other and began to speak. Hat flew up off his miter and buzzed off through the house, leaving a glowing blue trail through the air.

Thorian sniffed and nodded slowly.

"Well that's not something you see every day of the week," he observed.

"A mere trifle," Jeremiah smiled, dusting his hands off, "Shall we?" But despite asking he headed up the stair case first.

Kaelin and Ulrich soon found themselves in a tower outgrowth that was crammed with just about everything musical.. buried under a mountain of dust.

"Oh this is going to be fun," Ulrich observed, coughing through a throat full of dust as the pile he disturbed collapsed and sent sheets of dust billowing up into the air, "Shall future generations still sing the sagas of the epic dust bunny slaughter?"

"I hope not," Kaelin managed to semi climb, semi crawl over a pile of stuff to open a window and let some of the dust out, "I had my run ins with dust bunnies yesterday thanks to that chest weasel." Her eyes watered at the remembered pain being wedged up her nostril.

"Well let's see if we can add a more musical note," Ulrich noted as he rooted through the heap. Kaelin narrowed her eyes at the back of his head. Something about his tone suggested... Kaelin's mouth thinned. Well she wasn't about to stand idly by and let herself be the target for a prank. She grinned as a thought crossed her mind and she started exploring the rooms, not looking at the heaps of stuff but rather at the walls.

Hat's glowing blue trail lead Jeremiah and Thorian up a trio of stair cases that wound their way through several growths of the tower, curving back and forth on themselves until they came to a room that was stacked high with boxes and chests and lots and lots of dust. Heaps of it, mounds of it, dust fell through the air like feathers and drifted in corners.

"You would think he could spare amount to pick up a duster," Jeremiah's lip twisted as he lifted the hem of his robe out of the dust.

"He probably will once the town is all clean," Thorian yanked a ladder out of the pile of cobwebs that swathed it and shook the eight legged creepy crawlies off it.

"What do you mean by that?" Jeremiah pressed a cuff to his nose, trying not to breath too deeply.

"The town," Thorian lent his ladder on a pile of boxes and climb up to haul down the top most container, causing an avalanche of dust. Jeremiah jumped back with an oath not fit for public consumption.

"They're still trying to fill up after the last wizard emptied it out," Thorian didn't notice Jeremiah's distaste, "So the damn soul who's the cleaner is trying to keep the houses clean so people want to more in. I wonder if he's mind if I came here after we're done being the King's Special? It could be cool living somewhere where I'm not the weird looking one. I could even see about cleaning out some of the tower. It could be fun. Cyril can't be the only one who can talk, it would be cool to hear some stories."

"Cyril?" Jeremiah asked, his hands giving up on the quest to brush off his robes.

"Yeah, Cyril," Thorian grinned, "Ulrich didn't like calling the talking one Crowface all the time, said it felt dis-rest-pect-full but Crowface couldn't remember what his name was the first time he was alive so Ulrich suggested Cyril. He liked it." He wrenched the lid off the wooden box and discovered that it contained a bunch of statues packed in straw. "Well that's not what we were looking for."

He straightened and started climbing the ladder again. Jeremiah picked out one of the statues. It was only about ten inches high and the base could sit comfortably in the palm of his hand. Made of some black smooth stone, its form was difficult to understand at first. Jeremiah turned and turned it in his hands, trying to make sense of its lines as Thorian pulled the lid off of box after box. Then Jeremiah saw what it was. The upper half of a human skeleton draped in a robe of some matted, tattered substance that seemed to wrath through the air round it, its skull a snarling death's head. Then it moved.

Jeremiah stepped back but his hands wouldn't unclench from round the base of the statue as the stone flowed and the jaws of the thing distended wide, a hellish glow rising in its gullet. A voice just below the level of hearing whispered behind his back.

Then it was just a stone statue in his hands, strange and disturbing in its subject but nothing completely out of the ordinary. Jeremiah shoved it back into the box and clapped the lid back on, leaning all his weight on it. For a second, just a second, he thought he heard stony nails scratching on the underside of the lid but then Thorian was slamming another box down beside him and the spell was broken.

"You alright?" Thorian asked, frowning.

"Yes," Jeremiah straightened, dusting off his hands, "We need to be careful with some of this stuff. It might not be totally lifeless."

Thorian scratched his head for a moment, his horny nails making a rasping sound over his scalp, then he rolled his eyes with a sigh.

"Just nothing easy on this trip, is it?"

"Well if it was easy would we be a King's Special?" Jeremiah smiled, trying to ignore the feeling of the crate behind him, the feeling that a small but highly venomous thing was watching him with dribbling fangs.

"Yeah, I guess so," Thorian shrugged and turned back to the mountains of boxes.

In their part of the tower, Kaelin had found what she had been looking for.

"Hello," she said quietly as she walked up to the portrait.

"Oh hello," Charlotte glanced at her and then looked away, a sulky expression on her face. If they had but known it the family resemblance between them was more pronounced than ever as Charlotte's sulk matched Kaelin's usual sullen expression. "Still believe that I'm that uncouth chest weasel?"

"I'm not entirely convinced," Kaelin admitted, "But I'm not sure exactly how you could convince me otherwise."

"Oh well that's just so reassuring," Charlotte sniffed, "You aren't sure that I'm not that ill mannered little beast but you can't come up with a way I can convince you. It's no wonder you seem to be lacking in the friends account if this is how you usually treat them."

Seeing that Kaelin had learnt long ago that having friends was a brilliant way to be hurt, she wasn't at all disturbed by this comment, just folding her arms and waiting while Charlotte fiddled with a bunch of flowers.

"So why are you go through all this stuff any way?" Charlotte asked eventually as the noises of Ulrich's unsuccessful attempts to find what he was looking for echoed up in clouds of dust.

"Why do you want to know?" Kaelin replied.

"I'm bored," Charlotte admitted, "The scenery is all very nice this side of the canvas but there isn't a lot to do here. We don't have to wash or eat or train up to be some lord's wife when we are of age. Most of the time there is nothing and no one to look at going on so you are at least a distraction, even when you are being more rude than any peasant I've ever met."

"Charmed I'm sure," Kaelin muttered.

"So what are you doing here?" Charlotte asked again, "Nobodies come looking in on this area in ages. The new wizard and his pets haven't had a lot of time to sort through the storage things, they are usually trying to keep the town ready for people to move in or trying to make the land better, though what they mean by that I'm sure I have no idea, the Deep Forest was always the nicest area round here, its why the wizards wanted to set up the tower here, it meant that they didn't have to do a lot of work to get food."

"The Deep Forest?" Kaelin raised an eyebrow, "Is that where you think you are?"

"Of course it is where we are," Charlotte sniffed with scorn, "The wizard's never moved their tower as far as I know so we must still be where Daddy let them set it up."

"Well I hate to break it to you but it has been called the Dead Swamp for about eighty years now," Kaelin folded her arms, "Looks like the last owner of this tower wasn't the only one who mistreated the area. That is why Elisha has that Coral Dragon working with him, where ever she walks she makes things grow."

"A Coral Dragon?" Charlotte's mouth went to flap open and she shut it with a slick, "Well I never. A Coral Dragon. That is well really..." She sat in silence for a minute or two and then shook herself, "So, for the third time, what are you doing here?"

"We are looking for something that looks like a cloth octopus as had a very painful run in with a pile of recorders," Kaelin decided to give in, "I don't suppose you have any idea where it is?"

"Of course I do," Charlotte sniffed, "If I tell you will that convince you that I am not a chest weasel?"

"It might," Kaelin admitted slowly.

"Oh please," Charlotte rolled her eyes, her smooth brows furrowing into a v with her annoyance, "The fact that I'm offering you the information without asking for something in return should convince, that little boorish snitch of fur doesn't do anything for free, not a present or anything."

"Alright," Kaelin gave in, "I'm convinced you are not a chest weasel and I'm sorry that I ever did think that."

"Alright I forgive you," Charlotte stood up in her frame and brushed down her skirt, "Oh and if you ever have the chance to discover what happened to my cousin I would be most grateful. That is not payment, bare in mind, I don't need it done but I would appreciate it. Not payment mind you but I would be grateful." She gathered her skirts.

"You miss your cousin?" Kaelin asked quietly, glancing at Ulrich to make sure that he had his head in a box of stuff.

"Not particularly," Charlotte admitted, "He was a cruel boy, used to like stitching bugs on pins but it would do my heart good to know that the estate was back in family hands and not open for anyone to carve up how they like."

Glancing at Ulrich again, Kaelin softly followed Charlotte as the girl moved from painting to painting, deeper into the tower.

Ulrich rooted through the box until he met the bottom and then straightened with a groan.

"I don't know about you but this is doing my back in," he observed, turning to look at Kaelin and finding that Kaelin wasn't there to be looked at. Frowning Ulrich looked around and spotted, though an open door what looked to be a portal of purple light swirling as if someone had just stepped though it. Frowning Ulrich paced towards it, staring hard. As he approached he picked up a fair sized box. Not taking his eyes off it he hurled the box towards the portal.

The box bounced off the mirror and caromed into his stomach, knocking him off his feet and then burst. Pots, pans and skillets clattered down on him, one kettle bouncing off his forehead with a clang very well done.

With a sigh of the long put upon Ulrich climbed to his feet and straightened his clothes, glaring at the portal, the real portal, not the one in the mirror. The portal rippled at him. Bending down, Ulrich seized the handle of the kettle and drew his arm back. For a second, a second he held it and then very carefully set the kettle down on the floor before straightening and turning away. There was a noise behind him like a large drain coming unblocked and the noise of a kettle lid rolling and rattling into place. He looks back to see the kettle lid finish settling into place. The portal rippled. Stiffly Ulrich sniffed and turned away.

"Kaelin?" he called and then wished he hadn't as it made him choke on dust. He rolled his eyes fine time for the girl to disappear, just how was he supposed to make her jump if she didn't hang about in the search?

Thorian slammed another box down on the floor and yanked off the lid. His forehead was streaked with grey, there were cobwebs draped over both ears and his hands had turned from green to black.

"My dear Thorian," Jeremiah smiled his friendliest smile, "If you keep stopping like this it is going to take us far too long to find what we are looking for."

Thorian straightened and put both of his fists in the small of his back.

"Any chance your Hat could point us to the right thing?" he asked, "This is doing my back in."

"My dear Thorian," Jeremiah oozed concern, "Surely you're not telling me that you are not as strong as we all thought you were. I mean, that would be such a let down to the team, if our big strong orc wasn't as strong as you made us all believe you were. We..."

"Hey!" Thorian turned, for once something like anger in his eyes, "I'm an orc crossbreed, not an orc. Yeah I might be big and strong and dumb but it was people like you who made my people so if I'm not as strong as you would like go talk to them, seeing as between you and Ill-eye-sha you should be able to. And I took a battering to save your aft from those spiders yesterday. Where were you when the meat met the metal? Where were you when I was going up against that house sized bug? No where, that's where! No where that counted. Now I don't know what you have against Hartseer but he was the one keeping that thing's pincers out of mah neck, not hiding under a bed! If you want to find these things faster, help! If you don't want to find these things faster, don't help, just get off of mah back about it."

With a finally snort he turned away, studying the piles of boxes and crates to decide which one would be next.

Jeremiah's mouth thinned but as Thorian started walking toward the next pile he held out his hands and spoke, the words causing the blue glow that leaked from Hat to flare to new brilliance. The moth clattered up into the air and buzzed away through the towering stacks of storage, its blue glow ribboning through the air.

"Thanks," Thorian yelled, dashing after Hat. Jeremiah followed at a more sedate pace, keeping his hands held apart, concentrating on the spell. He stepped between two towering piles to find Hat clinging to the bottom most box in a pile that went all the way up to the ceiling, clattering his wings against the wood, his antenna fluttering until they disappeared as a blur of blue.

"It just had to be the bottom one," Thorian said, his shoulders drooping, "It just had to be, couldn't be the top on, oh no, it had to be the bottom one. Oh well, since you've done your part, I best do mine." He sighed and then started moving crates around to make a stair case up to the top of the stack.

Kaelin grinned as her hands uncovered the strangest looking instrument she had ever seen. Its soft body was a floppy bag made a dark red material with a crosshatching of wide dark green bands along with thin yellow and white stripes, once she'd patted the dust off of it. The picture hadn't really done justice to the trio of records that were tide together with tasseled cord, plus the wide ended recorder and the recorder that seemed to have lost both its end and its holes. It took her several minutes of fiddling to work out what was supposed to go where but her grin became even wider as she settled the baggy instrument into place. Once she was sure what she was supposed to do with it, she crept back the way she had come.

Ulrich still had his head in a box as she came up behind him. Kaelin slipped the mouth reed between her lips, puffed several times until she felt the bag strain against her arm and then she blew with all her might.

The most unearthly noise burst forth from the instrument. A cacophony of cat yowls, dog barks, the lowing and mooing of cows. Kaelin could have sworn she'd even heard a clatter of chickens clucking. It sounded as if she had an entire farmyard compressed below her arm and Ulrich... Ulrich paid it no mind what so ever, no even twitching his ear in her direction.

Kaelin dropped the reed, glared at the baggy thing below her arm, tucked the reed back into her mouth and taking an extra deep breath, blew again.

Ulrich heard her that time.

He leapt about four feet into the air and came down spinning. He'd launched himself at her before Kaelin could react. They went down as a tumbling, rolling heap of thrashing limbs and cussing, that also included some rather flatulent toots and frumps as they crashed across the floor, long and spiky records jabbing both of them every chance said recorders got. Finally, Kaelin managed to get the leverage she needed to kick Ulrich off with a roar.

"It's me, you great umpty!" she yelled.

"Well what did you expect?" Ulrich clambered to his feet, dusting himself down, "Creeping up on a chap like that with that unearthly row maker?"

Parrrrrrrrp!

Said row maker put in its two pence of the deal.

"Yes I am talking about you!" Ulrich snapped.

Purrrrrrrp!

Kaelin stared at the bag under her arm as it spoke with out her squeezing it.

"Yes well you call that music? I've heard better," Ulrich said, aggrieved.

Purp, parp, puh-puh-puh tooooooot!

"Well I have," Ulrich exclaimed, "And as to why I'm talking to a bag of wind..."

Parp, parp, parple, parp!

"Don't be mean," Kaelin stroked her new toy/pet/weapon (Ulrich couldn't be sure), "I like him, besides you can't tell me that you weren't planning to do exactly the same thing to me, so there."

"Oh alright," Ulrich rolled his eyes, "Let's take the darn thing downstairs and...."

"You mean I take it down stairs," Kaelin grinned as she turned to the stairs, "Finders keepers and all that. And oh, Ulrich?" She turned back at the top of the stairs.

"Yes?" he said sourly.

"You have a bruise, just there," she tapped herself on the forehead to show where she meant and then continued down the stairs.

Ulrich draw himself up and then kicked one of the stacks of boxes, which promptly collapsed on his foot. A half formed yell broke from him and then he bit his lip to bite the sound off. Tears welling in his eyes, he yanked his injured foot out from under the box trapping it and hopped on the other. Gritting his teeth he started limping forward and something clattered as the toe of his boot nudged it. Frowning he picked it up.

It was a slim pipe made of metal all the way down its length and a tag dangled from it. Ulrich wiped and wiped the label until he could read the words 'for dogs' in faded letters. Ulrich glanced down  the stairs and tucked it under his belt. Turning back he rooted through the rest of the spilled contents of the box. A curved trumpet that lacked any values was marked 'for dragons' and his eye fell on a fiddle that had no label at all but for some reason it held his attention. He picked it up and plucked at the strings. It seemed to still be in tune so he raised the bow and began to play. The sound was sweet and high, the bow ran smoothly over the strings and he soon found himself coaxing a jaunty dancing tune out of the wooden body of the instrument. As he turned in time with the music, he spotted the reflection of the portal. It was looking wane and feeble, almost sickly. In surprise he lifted the bow from the strings.

After a few moments the portal began to shine more brightly, its color and spin recovering. Pursing his mouth Ulrich started playing again. After about four or five bars the portal began to fade again, slowing its spin and its color drained away. Lifting the bow from the strings again, Ulrich watched the color come back and the spin speed up. He smiled and turned to find the case for the instrument. There had definitely been compensation for the days discomforts.

Thorian lifted the last box off of the stack he had been dismantling and sighed. With weary hands he pulled the lid off of the crate at the bottom. There nestled in clean straw were the lamps they were looking for, their white lacquered metal shiny in their rest.

"Well," Jeremiah stepped forward, "It took long enough but I must say you found them. They are interesting devices. Well come along, let's get them back to the others."

Thorian watched Jeremiah turn and walk away from him with Hat coming to settle down on the peak of his miter, then he sighed and picked up the crate with the lamps in.

Following Jeremiah he swayed down the first set of steps, he staggered on the second and on the third he completely lost his balance. Tumbling head over heels, he bowled passed Jeremiah who just managed to keep his footing as the unfortunate orc crossbreed crashed to the floor at the bottom of the steps.

"Oh dear Thorian," Jeremiah shook his head as he came down the last few steps, "You really are most awfully clumsy. Here let me help you." Jeremiah lent down and gave Thorian a hand up but then his fingers felt the green skin of Thorian's forearm, testing its texture and strength.

"Here," Thorian pulled away, "What are you doing?"

"You really do have amazing skin my friend," Jeremiah smiled, "An absolutely amazing hide, does it run in your family?"

"Yeah," Thorian's eyes narrowed, unsure what Jeremiah was getting at, "I guess so, that and you know, lots of fresh air and exercise, does wonders for you."

"Yes, it really does," Jeremiah smiled even more broadly as he slipped his hand into his pocket and caressed the cover of his new book. Now he knew what hide had been used to bind it and he wondered if the brainless booby had any relations that had disappeared in the past. It would be so pleasing to know that he was carrying his revenge on the lump around in his pocket and all he had to do was show it to the animal to get him to rage and be branded a monster. That would be one less to deal with and he could always work it so that Hartseer would do the putting down. That would be really good but that was for later, one should never mix business and pleasure. He turned to the scattered lamps.

"Oh dear, Thorian, you really have made a mess, haven't you?"

"Would it have hurt you to help me carry some?" Thorian muttered, rubbing his arm to get rid of the feeling of Jeremiah's fingers. The dude was becoming creepier every day and that ruddy moth was staring at him in such a strange way, as if it was weighing up how it was going to see him die. It was just plain weird.

"Well this one is not going to be working any time soon," Jeremiah turned the first one over, its lens clattering free, "Neither is this one." The second lay apart from its stand.

"This one's good, I think," Thorian picked up the third revealing that it was dented but OK. He put it back in the box, "This one..." he picked it up and the lamp fell out. Thankfully it was not far from the floor when it did so, which meant it only rolled instead of smashing. "Oh bother." He put the pieces in the box any way.

"And this one is also not going to be much use," Jeremiah turned over the mangled case, "This one however, this one is perfect." He lifted it up and reverently placed it back in the straw, "Still only two out of six really isn't a good record, my friend."

"If you'd just give a hand carrying them," Thorian muttered, putting the last of the broken pieces into the box.

"Now Thorian you know that wasn't the deal," Jeremiah smiled, "I found them, you were supposed to carry them safely back down stairs but seeing as you struggle with that, I guess I had better do all the work." He stepped back and started speaking, the words curdling the air and a deep, angry hum vibrating inside the building. Thorian looked round, hand going to his sword, as something told him the shadows were moving in ways they should not do.

Then dust and words and shadows hardened into seven creaking skeletons that wordlessly lifted the crate between then at Jeremiah's instructions and bore it off to the dining room.

Ulrich jumped up from the chair by the fire as the skeletons marched in with their load between them. Kaelin dropped the bagpipes at her feet with a sad sounding parp, her hands jumping to her sword, the bones of her face rippling in ways that bones are not meant to.

The skeletons lifted and slid the crate on to the table and stepped back, revealing the smiling Jeremiah.

"There," he beamed, "And not a single innocence hurt so that metal insect can hardly complain. You may go." He waved a hand at the skeletons and they crumbled back into dust. "And what have you managed to find, my friends."

"Well, among other things," Kaelin picked up her booty, "Haggis here."

"Haggis?" Ulrich exclaimed, "You've named it?"

"Of course," Kaelin stroked the tartan cloth, "If you are going to be working with someone, it is an idea to know their name. There is such a thing as good manners."

Ulrich closed his eyes and shook his head. Opening his eyes, he turned to Thorian.

"I found this and I think you should have it," he held out the trumpet that had no values, "If nothing else I think you are the only one likely to have the puff needed to blow it."

"What is it?" Thorian asked, taking it and turning it over while he frowned.

"A bugle," Elisha noted as he walked into the room, "A simple enough instrument but armies have been directed by them in the past."

"By this?" Thorian held it up, plainly not believing him, "Just how would you drive an army with this?"

"By the different sounds it can make, some sounds say rally to me or swing left or hold the center. May I?" Elisha held out a hand. Still puzzled Thorian handed it over but Elisha only looked at the label before handing it back, "I believe that thought that was not the instrument you were searching for, it will do you some good. Allow me also to make this a gift to you Thorian Vandervast."

"Why are you both being so nice?" Thorian seemed more than confused, now he seemed upset.

"Well I can't keep all the good stuff to myself," Ulrich shrugged, "Can't carry it for one thing so I might as well share it around."

"And I for one feel that you have not received many gifts in the past," Elisha smiled, "Please allow me to help to correct this. All men should receive a gift. After all such things can change the cause of the world." Elisha's smile broadened as if he saw a private joke in this or maybe a fond memory.

"You are all so nice," Thorian yelled and caught them both in a rib cracking hug.

"Ah," Ulrich cry out, "Yes, love you too, Thorian, ouch. Um Thorian? Um, could you, argh, put us down before you break something. Ow!"

"Oh, sorry," Thorian put them down gentle. Ulrich staggered back, gasping for breath, eyes wide with shock. Elisha also seemed taken aback by Thorian's enthusiastic gratitude, hanging on to the arm that had just nearly crashed him to keep himself from falling.

"You have strong arms my friend," his breath whistled, "I am surprised you have not visited the tribes of the Gronland. With such strength as that you would be a champion in their sport."

"Gronland? Where's that?" Thorian asked with a frown.

"It is an island across the sea to the north west of us," Elisha explained, "I was sent there by accident long ago. The people there practice a sport where you do not hit or kick your opponent, instead you grab him and try to throw him around like a rag doll. I think you would find that your strength would make you quite welcome there."

Thorian thought about it.

"What sort of weather do they have there?" he asked.

"When I was there in the depths of winter, they do not see the sun for over a month and the snow whirls across the frozen surface of the sea and the cold feels as if it is a knife come to cut you to the bone," Elisha was brutally honest about it but much to his surprise Thorian grinned.

"That sounds like mah home country," he exclaimed, "I think I might like to visit there at least. It would be fun to visit some where like home."

"Then may the Great Good guide your steps there," Elisha inclined his head and then turned to the table to have a look at the lanterns Jeremiah and Thorian had found.

"Oh dear," he said as he lifted the broken pieces of one out of the box, "I did not expect them to be in such a state of disrepair."

"Well if someone had carried them with more care," Jeremiah muttered.

"Well if someone had helped with carrying them," Thorian muttered back but Elisha didn't pay any attention to the mud slinging competition going on around him, concentrating on the state of the lanterns, picking up pieces and trying to fit them back together.

While the others were occupied, Ulrich sat back down in the fire side chair to nurse his sore ribs and pulled out the only instrument he hadn't tried yet. He looked at the label again - 'for dogs'. Slyly he looked at Kaelin where she was stood watching Elisha's careful work. After a moment he grinned, wiped the reed and put it in his mouth. The distorted note that squealed from the whistle caused the others to swing round in time to see Ulrich emerging from what looked like an explosion in a flour mill. Coughing and spluttering, Ulrich waved a hand in front of his face, trying to disperse the cloud of dust but it was too late. Seeing Kaelin's doubled up form, Ulrich looked down at himself and sighed. Patting his clothes only raised dust in quantities that would have been useful in as a smoke signal. Jeremiah looked at the ceiling and rocked on his toes. Thorian was not so reserved, rolling on the floor and howling with laughter until the tears rolled down his face.

"And after I gave you a present," Ulrich muttered but Thorian couldn't hear him through the sound of his own laughter. Ulrich settled himself back and raised the pipe to his lips again.

This time the tune was sweet and melodic but Kaelin reacted like a banshee had just screamed in through the window, clapping her hands to her ears and shrieking like a soul in torment. Her face bones cracked and rippled, the human peeling back to reveal the wolf underneath. As her hands fell from her ears the nails stretched and rounded into claws. Her eyes, burning pools of tawny fire, fixed on Ulrich and the sound that rumbled from her throat was felt more than heard. It was the only warning that he had. Ulrich threw himself out of the chair and Kaelin launched herself at him in a flat drive that had claws and teeth leading. The chair crashed backwards and Kaelin tumbled across the floor, the human returning as the last notes faded out of the air. She lay there gasping.

Elisha was the first to speak.

"It seems that the King's Special this time has move talents than most," he noted, "I had been told of those who carried a wolf within them but I did not believe that they could change during the day."

"Goes to show what you know," Kaelin spat as she brush hair out of her face, "Some of us never had a choice about what we are, some of us were born with the curse in our veins, thanks to a monster of a grandfather and father. Some of us have to fight it every day we are alive and that, Ulrich, was a damn low blow. Yes I sneaked up on you in the attic but I didn't try and drag your brain out through your ears!"

"I have to admit I didn't expect it to make such a reaction in you," Ulrich said after a moment, "It didn't seem to cause the others such pain."

"Maybe the others didn't hear this!" Kaelin lunged out, her claws reforming and then dragged them back across the marble floor. The sound of a thousand iron nails down  a hundred chalk boards grated through the air, counter pointed by a hundred forks scratching over glazed plates.

Thorian shuddered as his tusks vibrated to the noise. Even Jeremiah and Ulrich winced.

 "Alright," Ulrich inclined his head to her, "I apologize for that trick and I'll try to give you some warning in future that I'm about to pull that stunt."

"Alright," Kaelin muttered, back to being as sullen as ever but she did allow Ulrich to help her to her feet.

"Well seeing as I've shown off my lack of musical talent," he grinned self deprecatingly, "How about you give us a tune." He handed Haggis to her with a smile and after a moment Kaelin took him/it. She stroked the cloth, tucked it under her arm and blew into the mouth pipe. The building whine started and then Kaelin let rip. The sound brought the hairs up on the arms but with the power of the song. It seemed made for vast open landscapes, to echo off the sides of distant mountains and swirl through the air in time to the rattling of throbbing drums and marching feet.

"Wow!" Thorian said as the last notes faded away.

"He really is yours," Elisha inclined his head to Kaelin.

"What do you mean?" Kaelin frowned as she let the mouth pipe drop.

"Many magical instruments need their player to attune to them for the best of the instrument to be played," he explained, "If I am any judge you just attuned to Haggis here. Now he will only perform his best for you until such time that you become tired of each other."

"Really?" Kaelin looked down at the bagpipe under her arm and stroked the material again. Still smiling Elisha turned back to the collection of piece on the table.

"I think that I maybe able to make some repairs on this," he observed, "Our blacksmith also had some training as a silver smith when he was a child so he might be able to aid us in repairing them physically. As for the magic that should have infused them I believe one of my damned souls may be able to aid us in that task. Yes," he turned one piece over, noting the marks on the back of the devices, "Edur may very well be able to help with this task. I will..."

A shrieking wailing filled the air. Kaelin cried out, wanting to clap her hands to her ears but not wanting to down Haggis at the same time. The ululating scream seemed to get inside her bones and snarl there and only a dead man could have ignored it.

Elisha was already running for the door. Thorian followed without a word and Kaelin and Ulrich followed him after exchanging a glance.

"Shouldn't we think about this?" Jeremiah called but a disgusted look from Kaelin was the only reply he got. He shrugged and turned towards a chair but then realized that the book in his pocket was growing uncomfortably hot. He turned to the door and it cooled slightly. With a sigh of long suffering he waddled after the rest, muttering about unreasonable working conditions and demanding books.

Outside it was easy to see where the trouble was. On the edge between the woods and the fields Crowface/Cyril was swooping and diving, shrieking battle cries with his wing man as four of the ground based damned souls fought on the ground. The things that faced them were large, scaly and black, huge fangs snarling and snapping. Ulrich whistled and his lizard came bounding from  some where in the garden. With a whoop and a swing he was up on its back.

As they ran towards the fight something tall, lanky and white bounded over a hedge and fell into step with them.

"Who asked you to join in tin man?" Jeremiah shouted, "We don't need you."

"Really?" Hartseer actually did sneer for the first time they'd ever known, "Ever faced drakes, flesh man?"

Kaelin saw the damned souls raining blows down on the hides of the wingless dragons but none of them broke through. Then one of the drakes caught the leg of a damned soul. The animal looking face screamed with a shockingly human sound and then the drake's maw closed about its torso and shredded it to pieces, gulping down the greater portion. Elisha cried out but Thorian roared, bounding forward. The drake just had time to look up as Thorian leapt, bellowing his battle cry. The drake's maw opened, a fire glow building in its gullet... Then Thorian crashed into it, the point of his sword smashing through its eye socket in an explosion of goo.

"There!" Thorian yelled to Ulrich, "First to me! And you can't argue this time!"

"Only if we live," Ulrich yelled as his lizard piled into the next drake, snapping its jaws over the drake's mouth, holding its teeth shut before the fire could reach its mouth.

"Try the horn!" Kaelin yelled as she passed Thorian, the last words she could manage before her jaw twisted beyond human speech.

"What?" he yelled as he yanked on his sword, trying to drag it out of the beast's head. Then it dawned on him. "Oh, oh yeah!"

As Kaelin gorged her claws over the scales of the drake before her to no avail, she felt the note of the bugle shiver through her bones. For the drakes the affect was much more. They recoiled, hissing like steaming kettles, flame wasted on the grass before them, confusion in their bestial eyes. Crowface/Cyril pressed the attack, screaming the attack as the damned souls crowded in and battering the drakes but claw and fang and fist just bounced off the scaly hides.

Ulrich's lizard reared on to its back legs, jaws still clamped over the maw of the drake it held, fore claw ripping bloodlessly over the drake's chest even as Ulrich battered its head with his swords, unable to find an opening as the drake clamped its eyes shut.

"Their bloody eyelids are armored!" he shouted in frustration.

"But this isn't!" Hartseer came up on the drake's flank and as it lifted its arm to claw at the lizard wrestling it he drove a double sword into the drake's arm pit where the scales were small. The skin at the base on the other side of the drake's neck deformed as the points of Hartseer's swords pressed up from the inside of it and blood jetted from between its fangs. Ulrich's lizard staggered as the drake collapsed, Hartseer riding the motion as it rolled sideways away from him so he could set his feet on its hide and pull his sword up and out. He gave Ulrich a nod before turning to face the next drake as Kaelin struggled to keep its claws off herself.

Jeremiah finally arrived, panting and wobbling. He stood gasping for a moment before drawing himself up and beginning to chant. Elisha jerked his head up to look at the vortex of darkness forming above the battle field and only just ducked the blow aimed at his head in the next second. The damn souls continued to rake and punch and bite the drakes but barely made a mark on the thick oily scales.

Then the vortex contracted and burst groundward just as Thorian came back into the fight, giving the impression of a fountain in reverse. The last two drakes screamed in terror, lurching back and crashing into each other. The effect on the damned souls was electrifying. The part that would gave Kaelin nightmares later was the fact they went totally silent as they blurred, blows raining so thick and fast that even when hide didn't split the bones below cracked, the only punctuation their grunts of effort. One drake went down, gasping its last as broken ribs punctured its heart. A second later Elisha thrust his dagger in and red lightning burst from ground to sky for an instant. The drake's mangled body rippled, things inside cracking as bones reknit and shifted, flesh reforming and mutating. It straightened on to its back feet as its tail disappeared and its hips alerted. Scales sank into its skin and then fur erupted from every pore, marching across now flattened belly and a chest where new muscle rippled. Its arms bulged, triceps and biceps like bowling balls in a set of socks. Finally bright scarlet hair exploded from its head and neck, falling in a thick mane round its ears as it threw back lion jaws and roared its new life to the sky, towering over its maker.

"Now you don't see that every day," Ulrich was grinning as he charged the last drake. It turned to face him, fear, confusion and pain in its eyes and it opened its mouth, fire building in its gullet. Thorian reached it first.

Kaelin and the other damned souls jumped back. Thorian's eyes where glowing scarlet! His sword sheered through the air with the sound of tearing silk. The drake's body swayed as its head bounced and rolled across the ground to the feet of Ulrich's lizard, then it slumped side ways, a red flood staining the grass. Thorian stood bent over, the point of his sword buried in the turf, gasping for breath as the glow faded from his eyes.

"No one cooks mah friends," he stated as he straightened.

"And for that I'm truly grateful," Ulrich inclined his head.

"Yeah that was truly something," Kaelin nodded, "Not bad on the horn either. It kept them busy so they didn't fry us all."

"Truly you are a warrior born," Elisha said, stepping forward, "If others of your people need a place to live then tell them my land is open to them. Others may see nothing but the savage but I know loyalty when I see it and loyalty is the most perfect love."

"I, for one, was proud to have any of your people in my army all those years ago," Hartseer said as his swords folded/flicked back out of existence.

Jeremiah rolled his eyes and turned away from this display of mush. Sentimental nonsense, though knowing that the tin man had an affection for orc crossbreeds could be useful. He turned to the drake that Hartseer had killed and grinned. He mentally tugged on his power source and fold it was running low. He grinned more and snapped a line. In the distance a dog howled its last and rolled over, dead for the second time. Jeremiah began to chant and blue lined shadows writhed over the ground. After a moment the drake staggered to its feet, its unearthly eyes and a wound in its arm pit the only sign that it wasn't what it appeared to be. Jeremiah patted its head and then frowned as he felt the book in his pocket warm for a moment. He pulled it out. There didn't seem to be anything different with it but the cover did seem a little... brighter. He shrugged and tucked it back into his pocket as he turned. Hartseer was glaring at him.

"I must thank you, tin man," Jeremiah beamed, "I must say you make a  cleaner kill than many. I don't think that we will have any problems with people noticing that this one is dead. Or was this one of your precious innocents?"

Hartseer's knuckles ground.

"Must be so irritating, not having teeth you can grind," Jeremiah beamed even more.

"It was not an innocent," Hartseer made him self straighten, "But I will remember this, Lich! And Great Sess to you!" He turned away, stamping back towards the tower. The others watched him go. Kaelin looked at the still beaming Jeremiah and quietly shook her head. Some people really didn't have the brains they claimed to have.